Tell me your worst joke!

[Talka]

What did the hurricane say to the island?





I've got my eye on you!



<_<

[archibaldcrane]

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

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Telling your parents that you're gay.

What's the sex act that 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

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A gang bang.

[thestalkmore]

Really? Fuck, I know a lot of people who learned it from me, I think the best time I told it was on MLK day though.

You're so radically insensitive. Good for you bro

[Norellicus]

Two fly on ceiling

One fly say to other, "Hey...your man open"

[Heian]

You're so radically insensitive. Good for you bro

Coming from a German....













































I still <3 you babe, why do we fight like this?

[thestalkmore]

I still <3 you babe, why do we fight like this?

The counselor told me to never blame myself for what you do to me. Don't you involve me in your own despicable anger.

[Edgie]

Whats the worse thing about eating bald pussy.



Taking the diaper off...

[thebearofscience]

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

[Sol-Blackguy]

Be careful with this one, it's an antique:

2 cannibals are eating a clown. The first one looks up and says to the second one and says

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does this taste funny to you?

Seem like no one has ever heard of this one:

So this guy is on vacation in the islands and finds a hooker to get "the island special." She strips naked, dances around a bit and then burps in his face.
"What the hell was that for?" the guy exclaimed.
"Island special, the thunder of the island" the hooker responded.
She dances around some more and then bends over and farts in the man's face.
"What the hell?!" the guy says.
"Island special, wind of the island" she responds again.
The hooker dances around some more, sits on the guys lap and pisses on his crotch. Before he could say anything she says. "another island tradition, the rain of the island."
The guy gets up angrily while throwing his clothes on. The hooker chases him and asks where he's going. He looks over his shoulder and says:

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"I can't fuck in this kind of weather!"

[Ruiner]

What's the only positive thing about black people?

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HIV.

[Faris]

what do you pay in school?

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attention..hyuk hyuk hyuk

[kuronosan]

I reiterate:

A jewish boy walked up to his father and asked for $20 spending money.

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The father responded, shocked, "$15?! What do you need 10 for?! Here's 5."
before giving his son a 1.

[Tricen]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Because 7 8 9!

[Serpent]

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass!

[Serpent]

what do you get when you cross a mexican with a pig?

[Faris]

swine flu


some of those jokes are not bad..i think this was tell your worst jokes..or maybe i got low standards

[kuronosan]

swine flu


some of those jokes are not bad..i think this was tell your worst jokes..or maybe i got low standards

I hope you don't fly them into any buildings.

[Lebzile]

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

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She was a woman

How did Hellen Keller break her wrists?

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She was trying to read the speed limit signs at 60 miles an hour

What's so funny about a trash can full of babies?

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The bottom one trying to get out.

Remember this one from about 10 years ago:

What do you call a blond with pigtails?

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Blowjob with handles

[Vandole]

why was 6 afraid of 7?

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cause 7's a nigger.

[Aragon of Odin]

Why don't Polish people eat pickles?

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Because they can't fit their head in the jar.