Attention spam:

[Ryko]

I think if you paid David 50 bucks and dipped your dick in white-out we could make this happen

This is why you don't test me.

AFK taking a shower.

[Ryko]

I'd like to point out that the whiteout bottle both says "Smooth coverage" and "Large size" on it.

[Kiarax]

Poidh.

[Mizango]

lmao.

Yeah Sera, tell Lokky to not test spam lol. Cause you would have cock shots of at least 8 ppl I can think of off hand.

Lord knows I've been barking up this tree for a long time. brb making it happen...

[Mizango]

Lord knows

lol

[Ryko]

This is probably the first time I'm gonna have to ring a doorbell and greet someone with "I'm not gonna stick my penis in you".

Spoiler: show

I have said it before but I didn't have to

Spoiler: show

Plus in both cases it was and is going to be a lie

[Mizango]

Play on playa.

[Kiarax]

Where's the fucking picture you cocksmoker?

[Sera]

My door is double reinforced, and the peephole is not at waist level, good luck

edit: if your dick is really small enough to dip it into that bottle this bet is SO off

[Ryko]

Why would I need to dip my dick in it? It's a liquid and is meant to cover larger surfaces.

[Ryko]

Plus it only costs 50, I could easily buy a stepladder.

[Colenzo]

just pretend its lotion and do work son LOL

[Sera]

Well, he was man of his word and convictions. I had no choice.

[Sera]

... the fuck?

god damn it, ryko is so banned from my computer

[Kiarax]

Hahahaha.

[Heian]

Hahahahah owned.

PS: Sera I would have done it for about $3.50

[Ryko]

They were the ones demanding the money, not me.

[Heian]

Give it up, Sera.

You have no reason not to.

Do what the president says, and take pics.

[Sera]

Give it up, Sera.

You have no reason not to.

saving myself for you mr president

also, happy birthday mr president

[Ryko]

Fo'real

President Pratt and I have an understanding.