Topic for personal attacks.

[Kiarax]

Infact, I think he was 9.

[Shiroikage]

I've got a fat black cat called Snarky with a kinked tail where a weight rolled over it, and a fat calico called Skittle.

[Kiarax]

Skittles is a pretty cool name, Skittle however is awful.

[Callisto]

that shit's like a black mini lion wtf

It's a normal size black lion, I'm just fucking huge

[Sera]

My gran's first three cats (yes, she has more than three) are called Tom, Dick and Harriet lol

[Conrad]

My brother is the only person that likes the cat, and she constantly hisses and swipes at him. I don't even live at home right now and she always hangs out with me when I visit.

Also I don't know who the fuck the girl was that owned the cat before, this is like a third-hand acquisition.

[Conrad]

Skittles is a pretty cool name, Skittle however is awful.

Skirkle is even better

[Callisto]

Skirkle is only cool if used as a verb.

[Shiroikage]

Skirkle would be a good name for a cat.

Maybe sometime in the future.

[Ivve]

my cat likes to chew on my glasses and scalp

tbh i flinch every time because i mean he's gnawing pretty close to my eyeballs

[Callisto]

must get wicked hairballs

[Kiarax]

my cat likes to chew on my glasses and scalp

tbh i flinch every time because i mean he's gnawing pretty close to my eyeballs

Woke up with one of my cats licking my ear before, freaked me the fuck out. Such a weird ass feeling to wake up to.

[Ivve]

Woke up with one of my cats licking my ear before, freaked me the fuck out. Such a weird ass feeling to wake up to.

gross, i really don't like it when they do that sort of shit on your head while you're sleeping. keep your sandpaper mouth to yourself bb

[Kiarax]

Wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't completely disorient me. I mean, shit was gross regardless but I sat up wondering what the fuck was happening and my head was just spinning. Gives you that weird ass feeling you get when a fly buzzes right past your ear, only you're still 95% asleep and don't know what the fuck.

[Kaelia]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Kiarax]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Hey baby.

[Ivve]

what

[Tsutsumiko]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5320959977.jpg

Beat that pussy! (Srsly how has no one posted this one yet?)

[Shiroikage]

I fucking hate when cats lick your ears or eyes.

[Ivve]

because we were mostly going with cute ones and ones that we own i think.