Swine Flew

[Daahan]

when pigs fly

get it?

[Kiarax]

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU DIE, DAAHAN.

[Daahan]

a kid in my neighborhood got it.

Rogers Park, IL...kind of unnerving if you think about it.

[Kiarax]

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[Daahan]

yea i referred to that checklist already.

Looks I only have a sore throat, but I've had it for a few days now and it's beginning to die down.

However, at work today we were in a meeting. And I had mentioned how there was a kid in my neighborhood that contracted it. Then I let out a fake, subtle cough and it got a rise out of everyone.

[Cairthenn]

Flew

Inflewenza

Who the fuck is Enza and why is he/she flying in?

[Alleya]

Just kill the virus with your eye laser Daahan.

[Cairthenn]

ENZA apples and pears from New Zealand set the global standard for fruit quality, taste and innovation. With global favourites and newly developed market champions like JAZZ, ENZA apples continue to be the first choice for apple lovers around the world!

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[Altariel]

­ENZA apples and pears from New Zealand

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Damned New Zelanders.

[Conrad]

DON'T BRING BRET AND JEMAINE INTO THIS.

[TheShadyMan]

DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THEM, THAT'S DAMAGING.

[BRP]

Whenever someone brings up a country I know nothing about, I just post pictures of whatever famous people from there that come to mind.

[Jaybar]

a kid in my neighborhood got it.

Rogers Park, IL...kind of unnerving if you think about it.

Jesus fucking christ. I was about to move there too...

Last week even someone got hit by the Metra over there. GG.

[Conrad]

Today at work one of my coworkers was telling me she was washing her hands at every possible opportunity to avoid getting swine flu because she thought it was fatal.

Then I brought up the fact that one person in the United States has died from it so far (which was in Texas, 2000 miles away) and there's no confirmed cases in my state.

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[Shiroikage]

No Swine Flu, but my grandma had West Nile, and I'm fairly sure I had it myself.

I am sick as a dog at themoment, though.

[Conrad]

Coincidentally, I have a paper due at 1:15 tomorrow and have all of half a page done

[Shiroikage]

Bummer.
I just wrote my last final today. One more year until grad studies.

[Shiroikage]

What's the paper on?

[Conrad]

Operation Enduring Freedom (lol), I have to analyze within the frame of a theory we've discussed in class. It's the last thing I have to do before finals, and considering I'm graduating in about three weeks I have zero motivation to do it.

[Conrad]

I'm using transnational issues (things that are the fault of multiple states and requires cooperation to solve, like HIV and piracy and specifically terrorism) as my theory. I know exactly what I'm going to write but again, fuck this.