I've half-assed shit since high school, but now considering I have three weeks until I never have to do schoolwork again (two actually, since my last final is on the 13th) I'm at the point where I both want it to be over, but want to eke out as much childish fucktwattery as I can before I can't get away with it anymore.
Half-assing is what I do best.
fucktwattery is what i like best.
there's a little something for everyone in skirkle's posts.
:\ this whole swine flu seems rather retarded... alright lets take a look at that chart.
Vomitting - Hmm seems normal when you get really sick..
Diarrhea - Alright so drink water for all the fluids your body is losing.
Lack of Appetite - just because your not hungry doesnt mean you shouldnt eat something to get the vitamins and minerals back into your body that you are losing.
Coughing - I cough a lot does that mean I've got it? wait no I just ate two packs of ramen...
Nausea - Happens when your sick, its very normal.
Lethargy - Yes, usually when you are sick you tend to be in no mood to get up and do aerobic exercises and do all the things you normally do in your day to day life.
Horrible Death - :\ ... Yeah I can only seeing this being a viable symptom if you don't know how to take care of yourself!
so Break it down!
Drink Juice, Drink Water, Eat lightly, take vitamins and minerals if you need it, get lots of rest, We'll see you on monday.
Fucking people are stupid for thinking its gonna kill them because they heard hundreds of people died in Mexico (is that a surprise?) and yet we only had 1 death in the states when it was probably some idiot who didn't know how to take care of himself and stayed up every night till 5am fapping away and playing WoW all night.
/rant over? maybe not!
Well, it's not necessarily that simple because there's other factors that I don't care enough to talk about right now.
All the more reason to hate you. This is further proof that God hates you.
black president when pigs would fly etc
swine flew ?