Bathroom Reading Material

[Shenrien]

I'll bring a plate of food with me if I know I'm gonna be long, if I know I'm going to be quick I'll just bring my DSi with me.

[Null]

You know, this is one of the reasons I've considered buying a handheld system but I know I'll end up staying longer then I should just to 'complete a mission' or 'reach a good save point.'

[Shiroikage]

I'll bring a plate of food with me if I know I'm gonna be long, if I know I'm going to be quick I'll just bring my DSi with me.

Eating while shitting? Best be trolling.

[Knyghtmayre]

Obviously replacing the lost food with more food. If he does both at the proper rate, he could shit forever!

[Ivve]

i dont understand people that sit on the toilet for hours and read. when i feel i need to poo, i go poo. I go in, sit down, push, then get up, wipe, wash hands, leave. 5 min tops. why do your poops take 30+ minutes

Agree for the most part. Unless there are extenuating circumstances like sickness with impact on the digestive functions, I rarely spend more than a couple of minutes actually shitting and then a couple properly cleaning up, washing hands, spraying air freshener, and whatever else might go here. I really hate living with people who shit for extended periods of time, because they rarely understand the need for and subsequently follow through with the courtesy flush. Even dudes in prison understand the courtesy flush, jesus christ. When you're sharing a smaller living space with any other living being, chances are they do not appreciate the entire living space smelling like an open sewer. Shit and flush, utilize the fan in there. Stop being a disgusting pig of a human being. It's not difficult. I assume these same people do not or would not enjoy stewing in anyone else's juices, so I don't understand why they do it at all.

[Jodwahh]

Currently reading the notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci for some odd reason. Seeing as he was half crasy and scribbled shit all over the place they are all nice little 5 minute segments. Apart from when he talks about birds and flying, then he really goes on. And on. And on.

[Nekonaruto]

I usually play "drums" on my knees to a song I'm humming at the time. The last couple of days I started playing Chrono Trigger on DS so that's what I took along. Other than that...I'm probably a mix of both types: get the job done, but make sure it is actually done. Cos at work I have to be quick so I tend to go at least twice in a workday of 8 hours

[Brill Weave]

Hmm. I have a very diverse selection of things to read in the bathroom. The one thing that is a constant is the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Other than that a Forgotten Realms book, some Game Informers, and a couple of Maxim's.

[Absolutely Virtue]

29th post, first guy to say he reads the sports page. And newspapers wonder why they can't make any money.

On days when I can't be bothered to fish through the paper for the sports page I just read Tomiko's diary. It's pretty gewd. The sex parts a little bit embarrassing though. And by embarrassing, I mean scintillating.

[Devia]

Currently sitting on the back of my toilet are Richard Lederer's Anguished English, Future Shock by Alvin Toffler and Secret Identity - The Fetish Art of Superman's Co-Creator Joe Shuster, which was a birthday gift. I enthuiastically recommend Anguished English and/or any of its sequels. Pure entertainment.

[Kurp]

I usually read the free newspapers circulated locally or regionally like City Pages, Pulse, and the Onion in Minneapolis.

[MrW]

Shit or get off the pot.

I read at work.

[Blabj]

Yeah, speed shitter here, I'd rather not be in the bathroom for any longer than is necessary.

[Sepukku]

Im a speed shitter too, and I keep my Sports Illustrateds in the bathroom in a stack by the toilet, most recent issue on top obviously.

[Azalee]

I keep Uncle John's Bathroom Reader on the back of the toilet, and even though I have read the whole thing it is still entertaining. I never take long on the toilet, but when I pick up the book I usually sit there for a bit reading it after I am already done.

[Jaybar]

I stare down the daddy long leg in the corner of my bathroom. We stare for minutes, knowing that some day our symbiotic relationship will falter, and only one of us will be able to claim the bathroom as theirs.

[Tomk]

I had to double check the url. This isn't my BG. Two fucking pages and nobody said porn. Seriously people, get with it.

I vote for speed shitting. Plus a man can't pee while reading porn.

[Jakson]

I'm usually disappointed with how fast I shit, I get like half a paragraph and I'm spent.

If I had something spicy, though, I keep like 4 books on the tank. I try to read something funny, like Tom Robbins short stories and not like, thrillers or something else that may distract me from the transaction.

[Sol-Blackguy]

I'm glad there's other people that have fucked up metabolism, I thought I was the only one. I usually grab an instruction manual to whatever game I'm playing for some quick "research."

[Azkarin2]

Thanks to my iPod Touch I just bring that in there with me.

I'm actually typing this on my Touch while I'm making a #2. Oh the irony!