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    DS, labels.

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    Also, anyone ever eat while they shit? It's weird as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    I stare down the daddy long leg in the corner of my bathroom. We stare for minutes, knowing that some day our symbiotic relationship will falter, and only one of us will be able to claim the bathroom as theirs.
    Why this made me laugh, I don't know

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    This thread has made me realize that reading whilst pooing is something I've never done but I think I will bring my Wondermark collection "beards of our forefathers" in there to see if it feels right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomk View Post
    I vote for speed shitting. Plus a man can't pee while reading porn.
    speed shitter I be. The piss while reading porn though :<

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...tar31900_3.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    i dont understand people that sit on the toilet for hours and read. when i feel i need to poo, i go poo. I go in, sit down, push, then get up, wipe, wash hands, leave. 5 min tops. why do your poops take 30+ minutes
    This, and if it's a long shit like the runs or something I roll my lips over my teeth and kind of nibble the hair on my forearm. Just pulling it, not biting it out or whatever.

    Weird but justified since people saying they eat and or play video games... What the fuck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Null View Post
    You know, this is one of the reasons I've considered buying a handheld system but I know I'll end up staying longer then I should just to 'complete a mission' or 'reach a good save point.'
    I do that all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    I stare down the daddy long leg in the corner of my bathroom. We stare for minutes, knowing that some day our symbiotic relationship will falter, and only one of us will be able to claim the bathroom as theirs.
    My favorite reply so far lol.

    There's a stack of Maxim, Game Informer, Rolling Stone, and Time magazines near my toilet at all times.

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