Thinks about things in dudes asses.
Thinks about things in dudes asses.
thinks about dudes thinking about things in dudes asses
was on tv
was very clever
B^()
Mike Jones, Jones
Mike Jones, Jones
[Hook x2: Big Moe]
I stay flossing in that candy paint
Blowin dank
Sippin drank on 84 swangers
Tearin up the lane, tearin up the laaaaaaaane
[Verse 1: Mike Jones]
Lil daddy you can tell I'm ballin
From the way I'm flossin 84s I am crawlin
Screens fallin as I slide up and down your block
With a chain full of rocks and princess cuts in my watch
Mike Jones
I'm hot now a lot of people callin
But back then they left Mike Jones crawlin
I'm rising they fallin
Cuz I stayed up on my grind
Didn't have time to whine
Had to put it dine (down)
I'm Mike Jones
Who...Mike Jones
Who...Mike Jones, Jones
And I'm a stay putting it down until the end
Pimpin pens
Tryin to put a brand new benz in the wind
Cuz
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2: Mike Jones]
I pull up in a drop top holding grain
Parking lot pimpin mayne
I ain't even trippin mayne
Screens rain as I slide up and down the block
Ride daily holding glock
Cuz I know haters plot
You might see me SUV on 24s
Or I might be flippin tippin on four vogues
Mike Jones
A lot people now mad cuz I'm hot
But they gone be even madder when that jag leave the lot
I stay grindin so I can stay ballin
Cuz Lord knows I can't picture me fallin
I'm crawlin
Candy paint on fours
Doggin all these hos
You handlin the road in my wide body load
I'm a baller shot caller 20 inch crawler
Catch me on the highway or about to tear the mall up
My album Who is Mike Jones comin soon
My album Who is Mike Jones comin soon
Cuz
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3: Big Moe + Mike Jones]
I'm pimpin flippin that candy paint
Lane switchin sippin that purple drank
Screen fallin dubs crawlin
I guess that's why the girls keep callin
My phone
I roam and hop in my maybach
[Mike Jones]
Haters knock cuz we on the grind and they not
Big Moe and Mike Jones
Who..Mike Jones
Who..Mike Jones
Who..Mike Jones Jones
[Big Moe]
Swisha House and the Wreckshop
Big Moe and Mike Jones finna wreck shop
posted a song that mizango will hate. big moe and mike jones = instant miz hate
That's not a compliment, it's just fact.
you're a fucking fact
I'll take 5 at one time, knock you down in a row
dodgin' knives with the quickness and a kick to ya scro
I got that kung fu kill you without thinkin' attitude
I'll straight up fuckin' bruce lee ya, kick ya ass to the moon
so door igamo set say llamo tamogatchi ali
I dunno what exactly that means, I dont speak no chinese.
one with my foot
one with my fist
one not breathin' no more, now hear this
I got that fuckin' Chuck norris texas ranger attitude
straight up smack you like a bitch and then be laughin' at you
You see this dojo ain't big enough for the both of us, G.
I gotta kung fu you before you fu me.
Thinks he's the boss, which is cool I guess... means he has high-self esteem (even if it's a bit too high, my avatar doesn't lie)
is a boss
Char can be the Regional Manager, but I'm still the CEO.
^Made me laugh by changing Ryko's avatar/sig this morning.
Is now dead to me.
Skipping Ryko's post... nothing else to say about Mexicans
Nah, we gotta kung fu fight dawg... my avatar clearly says THE BOSS.
But uh, has a friend who apparently has nice boobs and is rapeable(?).
is the regional manager of boss?
nah fuck that
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