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  1. 2009-04-30 15:32 #1
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    I don't wash my hands when i pee

    Which means you'll all be tasting my cock eventually. Tough luck.
  2. 2009-04-30 15:34 #2
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    I was always taught to not piss on my hands growing up.
  3. 2009-04-30 15:34 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    I was always taught to not piss on my hands growing up.
    Exactly. What kind of punk ass bitch washes their hands cause they touched their dicks?
  4. 2009-04-30 15:35 #4
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    I know I dont
  5. 2009-04-30 15:35 #5
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    I guess masturbating must be a traumatizing experience for them too.
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    I mean urine is more sterile than whatever shit is already on your hands anyways.
  7. 2009-04-30 15:36 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Exactly. What kind of punk ass bitch washes their hands cause they touched their dicks?
    My dick is one of the cleaner things I touch daily, I bath daily an scrub well, now that door handle, keyboard, mouse, etc... do you think it is cleaned daily?
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    I bet these are the type of people that use a washcloth in the shower.
  9. 2009-04-30 15:37 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I bet these are the type of people that use a washcloth in the shower.
    Ugh....

    Use one of those scrubby body wash things, they are nice.
  10. 2009-04-30 15:37 #10
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    Your hands are more dirty than your dick for god's sake! I mean, i bet the mouth you stick your dick into is a thousand times worse. Why not clean your dick after a blowjob too?

    In fact, clean your dick after a blowjob, do it right in front of her, see what happens niggerbitch.
  11. 2009-04-30 15:37 #11
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    I take after my role model Moises Alou and pee on my hands before every major event I participate in.
  12. 2009-04-30 15:38 #12
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    Everyone should get to me know me personally when they greet me. I'm friendly like that.
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    fucking

    gross
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    You really think washing your hands after you piss does anything at all ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    fucking

    gross
    punkass bitch nigger bitch faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You really think washing your hands after you piss does anything at all ?
    It makes you look like a tard. Is that what they're aiming for?
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    Well they aren't aiming for the urinal apparently.
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    I just realized that i never peed on anyone, this is something i'll have to rectify.
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    uncivilized barbarians

    you are never allowed to step within my house
  20. 2009-04-30 15:51 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    uncivilized barbarians

    you are never allowed to step within my house
    I will pee on your house. How's that?
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