I don't wash my hands when i pee

[Day]

I just realized that i never peed on anyone, this is something i'll have to rectify.

I peed in this girls mouth one time cause she was really fucking annoying so the next time she was giving me a blow job I just let it loose. Invigorating. Was really weird how she liked it though.

[Kuya]

That was technically mouthwash.

[BRP]

I will pee on your house. How's that?

I will kick your ass then piss on you.

[Kuya]

I am sure she was thankful to you for cleaning her mouth.

[Kuya]

I will kick your ass then piss on you.

BITCH ASS NIGGA I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU PISS ON ME SO I CAN CATCH IT IN MY EAR

[Day]

I am sure she was thankful to you for cleaning her mouth.

She said it was like citrus Listerine so I guess thats what she meant.

[#686578]

I follow the same line of thought as my fellow comrades here who do not wash their hands. I do not piss on my hands, piss is sterile anyway, and my penis is very well washed.

In fact, I should wash my penis every time I take a piss, following Heian's line of logic.

[Kuya]

I agree, cleaning your penis after you touch it with the germ colony that is your hands sounds more logicle and potentially hilarious.

[BRP]

Alou urinates on his hands to alleviate calluses, explaining why he is able to avoid using batting gloves.

What the fuck

EDIT: Motherfucker has plenty of reasons to be wearing gloves now

[Ksandra]

If you guys though women had vag juice on their hands when touching everything, you'd be disgusted. Don't lie.

[Kuya]

I don't see how it's okay to get vag juice on my dick but not on my hand.

[#686578]

Or turned on.

[#686578]

Plus, walking around with vag juice on your hand would be more like getting precum/cum on your hands all day. Which I do not do. If a woman was walking around with urine on her hands allday it'd be the same as a man walking around with urine on his hands.

[Woozie]

B**** I'm Suga Free, I wash my hands before I touch my dick

I can't remember what song that was from, but this topic reminds me of that line.

[Sera]

washing your hands too much just weakens your immune system anyway. keep up that obsessive cleanliness and you'll find yourself with swine flu, suckas

[Ishido]

What the fuck

EDIT: Motherfucker has plenty of reasons to be wearing gloves now

I'm glad you took the time to look it up, I feel more MLB players (and people in general) should take up this ritual to make them seem more sane and attractive to others.

[#686578]

washing your hands too much just weakens your immune system anyway. keep up that obsessive cleanliness and you'll find yourself with swine flu, suckas

That's only really true of heavy antibacterial soap, really. Regular soap is fine and cleanly. I still only really wash my hands just before I eat.

[#686578]

Purel is ruining us as a species.

[Ishido]

Purel causes global warming

Dove did 9/11

these are facts, don't question it

[#686578]

Dove is a shitty soap anyway.