I don't wash my hands when i pee

[Ishido]

Do you have a soap tier list, that would be useful to me

[_chuchu]

Dove is a shitty soap anyway.

Let's clean up this filthy thread.

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[#686578]

Dial soap is pretty shitty too. I use Irish Springs.

[#686578]

Makes me feel like my skin is actually clean unlike that lotion filled crap that makes me feel like I still have soap on me.

[Ishido]

Do you have Irish women dancing around on your skin or was that false advertising

[#686578]

'sall true.

[thebearofscience]

washing your hands is just admitting you have bad aim.

[Blarg]

It's not the aim that's the problem it's the shaking that tosses tiny piss particles everywhere.

[Day]

Blarg it's good to see you. I was worried. I was just thinking on my way home soon that if you didn't post soon I was going to have to make a post called like "Blarg, where have you been?" or "Blarg, are you dead already?" I'm really glad it didn't come to that, because I hate making new threads.

[Colenzo]

vag juice is pretty cool

[Kyten]

germz k

[Blarg]

Blarg it's good to see you. I was worried. I was just thinking on my way home soon that if you didn't post soon I was going to have to make a post called like "Blarg, where have you been?" or "Blarg, are you dead already?" I'm really glad it didn't come to that, because I hate making new threads.

Writing finals made me stop posting for a while and I didn't feel the inspiration to post more after that.

[Kuya]

I think it's fairly certain at this point that real men don't wash after they pee, for touching your penis and not washing its scent is the manliest thing you can do.

[Day]

I only wash my hands if someone else is in there

[Kuya]

I only wash my hands if someone else is in there

What you should be doing is NOT washing your hands, and shoving your cock blessed hands on their faces, and then possibly peeing in their eyeballs.

[Day]

Yeah but for real, I bet 95% of people are just like me.

[Day]

And the other 5 prolly like Michael Bolton.

[Kuya]

If they don't like your hands to be marked by your manhood, then they don't deserve to have eyeballs without urine in them.

[Kuya]

Who's Bolton?

[Kaylia]

Try to pee without holding your junk instead. Having both hands free make you feel powerful for some reason. Weird feeling really...it's almost like you could wrestle a bear while you take your piss.

+ you don't have to wash your hands after.