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  1. 2009-04-30 19:25 #1
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    So I just had ranch dressing for the first time

    and coincidentally today is the first time I've felt the need to vomit.
  2. 2009-04-30 19:28 #2
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    http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1456/gutter.png
  3. 2009-04-30 19:30 #3
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    two lies in one sentance.
  4. 2009-04-30 19:32 #4
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    Well you're right, it wasn't just as in like "just a second ago" and it wasn't a coincidence that I wanted to puke.
  5. 2009-04-30 19:43 #5
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    You're black and you've never tasted ranch before?
  6. 2009-04-30 19:45 #6
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    Eh
  7. 2009-04-30 19:46 #7
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    Ranch Dressing is fucking nasty. Just eat your god damn salad.
  8. 2009-04-30 19:50 #8
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    Don't just blow me off, there needs to be some kind of announcement, a meeting, SOMETHING, you're like that white ox, a being of prophecy. Dis nigga hear ain't ne'er ha' no Ranch?!?!?

    For gods sake man, my whole worldview is shattered around me and all you can say is Eh?
  9. 2009-04-30 19:53 #9
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    I thought it was a pretty succinct yet thorough reply, honestly.
  10. 2009-04-30 19:54 #10
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    Well fuck theres another failed thread for you...
  11. 2009-04-30 20:00 #11
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    I've come to accept such things.

    Only people I even hear of liking the stuff are white.
  12. 2009-04-30 20:00 #12
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    Probably because it's just really disgusting mayo.
  13. 2009-04-30 20:03 #13
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    Pizza + Ranch = Oh God mmmmm
  14. 2009-04-30 20:06 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I've come to accept such things.

    Only people I even hear of liking the stuff are white.
    All the more reason why you are incorrect.

    EDIT: Not that I bathe myself in it. At least not anymore.
  15. 2009-04-30 20:10 #15
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    Well for one, I have never been incorrect.

    And secondly, I was just raising that fact for the sake of pointing out that darkies arent the ones who supposedly love it.
  16. 2009-04-30 20:52 #16
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    hot wings + ranch = jizzinmypants
  17. 2009-04-30 21:12 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koyuki View Post
    Pizza + Ranch = Oh God mmmmm
    ^

    Think older spam had a topic of 'what do you do with your pizza crusts' or something to that extent and this was a popular response. Ranch, that is.
  18. 2009-04-30 21:13 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    hot wings + ranch = jizzinmypants
    Agreed. I'm glad your avatar is back btw!
  19. 2009-04-30 21:20 #19
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    ranch is fucking nasty
  20. 2009-04-30 21:20 #20
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    I find that black people vocalize a lot of things I do not want to hear.
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