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    Sticking her chest out as she's falling asleep? Take a pic and post it here so I can confirm, but it sounds like she is asking for it

    Make sure to record the entire thing should it go any further so we can further examine the situation carefully and help you accordingly

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    For real though nigga, on a scale of 1 to 10?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Sera asked me to buy her a milkshake, I obliged.

    However she's heavily medicated.

    How should I penalize her should she pass out before drinking my thick milkshake?
    So when I read "thick millkshake", I thought it was some sexual innuendo for you overcompensating your penis or someshit.

    I mean you followed it up with " This is only because she swears she wont fall asleep before taking it in her mouth. "

    So I figure you want to put your "milkshake" in her mouth?

    Yeah. I woke up with my mind in the gutter or something. I CAN'T READ ;;

    Or am I getting wooshed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    For real though nigga, on a scale of 1 to 10?
    I'd give her at least an 8. I don't care much for a huge rack, but her's is nice.

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    hey, fuck you guys

    that milkshake was godly btw

    edit HAAAAAAAAAAA Ryko never signed out of my computer

    time to do some DAMAGE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    hey, fuck you guys
    Name the time and place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    that milkshake was godly btw
    Pics?

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    I dunno... Ryko's taste in women is pretty borderline desperate from what i recall in another thread. Maybe the win you're all imagining is actually epic fail... but whatever...tits are tits I suppose.



    Also, neopolitan shake > any single flavor alone

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    hey, fuck you

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    no, fuck you.

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    It's okay, I won't judge

    And I love big racks

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    personal attack, reported

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    I have the best pic of Sera. She's in the kitchen.

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    I don't think she even exists. Possibly an alter ego of Ryko as a result of too much Brawl or some other psychological delusion from growing up Black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomiko View Post
    I have the best pic of Sera. She's in the kitchen.
    I agree, that is the best type of pic

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    i exist :< tomi has met me

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    From when I met Sera & Ryko (and others):

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...8/100_0009.jpg

    (posting cause it has a cat)

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    that is my favorite store in all of NYC

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    But do they sell Uno cards? Cause no other stores (we went to) did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    I dunno... Ryko's taste in women is pretty borderline desperate from what i recall in another thread.
    Here's what you can really gather about me from spam.

    That I'm alive.

    And that isn't even really a given.

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