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    Quote Originally Posted by Takedown3 View Post
    be it in traffic
    were you driving on 40west monday in nc towards raleigh driving a silver ford focus? lol

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    this thread is fucked up on so many levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanoske View Post
    ITT: Everyone on the interwebs is a stallion.
    this. 2+ hours is fucking ridiculous. 20min+ is eh. you don't live in a fucking porno.

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    fucked up thread is lol

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    I have to agree the 2hr shit is ridiculous. When I was younger I thought going for ridiculous amounts of time made me awesome. In reality sex gets boring after that much time. Not to mention the fact that very few female's have parts that will hold up for 2hr sessions all the time. Almost no girl really wants that kinda fuck session.


    I don't jack off as much as you guys since I like to take my time 30mins-hour+
    I could climax sooner If I really wanted to but I don't since I just enjoy looking at porn for longer
    ^ this

    And if we're gonna play e-peen with the porn collection (which is more fun than pretending to be studs), here's mine.

    http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ribble/HDs.jpg


    Of course, a lot of that space is taken up by TV shows and such, but the majority is other "multimedia" if you get my drift. Pfft at you people who measure your porn in gigs... TBs is the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    this. 2+ hours is fucking ridiculous. 20min+ is eh. you don't live in a fucking porno.
    my god.. I think the longest even in my youth was a little over an hour and we were both absolutely DONE.

    I would make sure I was finished before 2 hours was up. If I wanted a workout, I would head to the gym.

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    Sex is actually a great source of exercise.

    I usually like to take my time, the fastest ive done it was in a minute or so, but I average about 30min. Kick back, watch some nice porn/hentai, and have fine. I get a good workout solo, I usually just dont do the sit down and jerk thing, lots of other ways, so id imagine it being a lot more work with two ;o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeargdribble View Post
    I have to agree the 2hr shit is ridiculous. When I was younger I thought going for ridiculous amounts of time made me awesome.
    Sometimes I really get into it and I don't want it to end the 2+hrs was a max, not a regular, god no lol

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    In my youth, I probably had a hand full of those at absolute max. Good to know it's not someone claiming that's their norm. Otherwise I'd straight up call bullshit (or assume they were a lying internet virgin).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sythe View Post
    I think it's safe to say I'm never shaking another mans hand again
    Likewise when I think he means it.
    Idk why this thread has gone the way it has but w/e, less booze and alot of teasing has done me good, I have cut it down too 30+ mins which imo is good atm (regardless what you fuckers have done to me on facebook) Anything less I will I start too feel like a real man, if I can cut it down too 30 seconds I will feel like a proper man, 30 seconds and I can finish is my goal!!!!!
    If I came over that.... awesome!
    I will "touch" back in a week!

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    2 hours of sex is pretty believable. People usually forget to mention they take breaks. I can average about 2-3 hours, as long as I can get a 30 minute break somewhere in between.

    As far as fapping goes, anything after an hour has to be nuts. My junk would probably get a restraining order from my hand if I even thought of churning the butter twice a day on average.

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    I average about 30-45 minutes every time. Anything longer and it either gets painful or boring. Muscles get tired after a while.

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    I feel like my earlier comment has eliminated me from giving any personal experiences on the subject. Although I still stand by it.

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    The few times I do have sex, I have bottles of water near the bed.

    Don't cramp if you stay hydrated!

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    I feel like this topic needs the Luto quote about fucking yourself for 3 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serif View Post
    The few times I do have sex, I have bottles of water near the bed.

    Don't cramp if you stay hydrated!
    This

    You get so fucking dehydrated going on for long, I downed almost 4 bottles of water to keep up last weekend

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    im done in 20 seconds

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    I go for speed, not for distance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    I feel like this topic needs the Luto quote about fucking yourself for 3 hours.
    that thread will forever be lost in time, like tears, in rain.

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    Quality > Quantity in terms of minutes doing the deed

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