I love hats.

**Cairthenn** · 2009-05-02 13:08

Because it rhymes.

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:09

would you love them on a bat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:10

would you love them with a rat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:12

would you love them next to some scat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:12

would you love them more than an ass thats dat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:13

would you love one full of shat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:14

would you love one on a guy that's fat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:15

would you love one small enough for a gnat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:16

would you still love one if it was crushed and flat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:17

would you express your love for them with a permanent tat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:18

would you love one enough to give it a name, like Pat?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:19

would you love to live in a giant one, about the size of a vat?

**Colenzo** · 2009-05-02 13:19

would you be willing to get the clap?

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:19

would you love one on a mat?

**Cairthenn** · 2009-05-02 13:20

Cut this chitchat.

**Colenzo** · 2009-05-02 13:20

done

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:23

i clearly had to post from the moment I saw this thread, while on my bed I sat.

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:24

I think I'm going to grab something to eat

**Darkslitter** · 2009-05-02 13:24

wait thats not one fuck

**Ryko** · 2009-05-02 13:25

You were going so strong too.

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