Can you waterboard yourself?

[Blarg]

I want to see what it's like so would it work if I held a cloth over my face while I lay down in the shower? If it does work could I sue the shower makers and canada itself for allowing torture to take place.

[Rocl]

Science needs to know.

[Shiroikage]

I think I will test this tomorrow.

[Colenzo]

wat

[Senoska]

if I do it and record a video of it, how awesome will it be?

[Tymon]

Considering the flow of water in the shower you'll probably end up passing out and inadvertently killing yourself

Good for the opposition to waterboarding I suppose

[Kuya]

Probably related, i noticed some time ago that if you put your face into a stream of cold water, you seemingly can't hold your breath as well as you otherwise could, and i generally flake out cause i can't stand it.

[Ansems]

Probably related, i noticed some time ago that if you put your face into a stream of cold water, you seemingly can't hold your breath as well as you otherwise could, and i generally flake out cause i can't stand it.

this is true, do it next time you get in the shower.

[Kuya]

That doesn't seem to work if you dive underwater, but if you have cold water specifically on your face, then for some reason you can't hold your breath and you automatically want to get out.

[Shiroikage]

Considering the flow of water in the shower you'll probably end up passing out and inadvertently killing yourself

Good for the opposition to waterboarding I suppose

So are you saying I'm going to die?
I'll let Seno test it.

[Blarg]

I don't see how I can die doing this, even if I swallow a bit of water I will just cough a bit. I wonder if I will start spurting a bunch of secrets I've kept from people if it works, probably a bit of false info just to get me to stop waterboarding myself.

I do get what Kuya is talking about and also with a strong cold wind in my face, I've almost died a few times walking into the wind during winter.

[Krye]

I don't see how I can die doing this, even if I swallow a bit of water I will just cough a bit. I wonder if I will start spurting a bunch of secrets I've kept from people if it works, probably a bit of false info just to get me to stop waterboarding myself.

I do get what Kuya is talking about and also with a strong cold wind in my face, I've almost died a few times walking into the wind during winter.

Everybody already knows that you love me, it's no secret.

[Shiroikage]

I don't see how I can die doing this, even if I swallow a bit of water I will just cough a bit. I wonder if I will start spurting a bunch of secrets I've kept from people if it works, probably a bit of false info just to get me to stop waterboarding myself.

I do get what Kuya is talking about and also with a strong cold wind in my face, I've almost died a few times walking into the wind during winter.

I think I`ll get one of my roommates to save me if I drown and waterboard myself out of solidarity.

I`m pretty sure I`ve almost died walking into a -50C wind before, too.

[Krye]

Well, more like, everybody loves me.

[Blarg]

I've mostly been on the positive side of indifference towards you, even when everyone else seemed to hate you.

[Krye]

Everybody loves me

[Blarg]

Maybe deep inside but when you were new there may have been a slight, every so small, bit of hate, or dislike of hate is too strong.


They couldn't stand you.

[Krye]

Everyone has always loved me and everyone always will.

[Blarg]

Yes, that was what I meant, if it seemed otherwise then typos or something.

[Shiroikage]

Maybe deep inside but when you were new there may have been a slight, every so small, bit of hate, or dislike of hate is too strong.


They couldn't stand you.

There`s a literary quality in posts like this that set Blarg above all other posters.