Can you waterboard yourself?

[Krye]

Wow you guys can't even waterboard yourself for more than two seconds you are such pussies

[Kuya]

It actually kind of feels good afterward because of the adrenaline but that's not really a benefit you get if somebody is doing it to you against your will.

This is sounding like self-asphyxiation. I wonder if choking someone repeatedly counts as torture.

[Krye]

This is sounding like self-asphyxiation. I wonder if choking someone repeatedly counts as torture.

I'll choke YOU repeatedly. Sexually.

[Kuya]

ENHANCED INTERROGATION

[Krye]

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Or cocks, in this case.

[Kuya]

I hope honey is a good lubricant.

[Krye]

Causing pleasure instead of pain was never the intention.

[Charismatic]

I'm not even going to lie... I don't know what waterboarding is.

[Day]

Its where you try to make a board out of water and die from boredom.

[Kuya]

Except that if you die in game, you die for real.

[Day]

Only noobs die though

[Kuya]

hardcore players are the ones who can camp something for 2 hours, right?

[Day]

Only noobs camp things anymore.

[Kuya]

Oh right, haxing.

[Day]

Nah theres just a lot more useful things to do now than stand around waiting on a 2004 mob to pop.

[Shiroikage]

But what about the ridills?

[Day]

Nigga do I look like I need a Ridill?

[Kuya]

Nah theres just a lot more useful things to do now than stand around waiting on a 2004 mob to pop.

Like not playing FFXI?

[Shiroikage]

Everybody needs a Ridill.

[Kuya]

If i had a ridill, i'd put it in my foreskin.