HOW TO GET A SOCIAL LIFE (INCLUDING SEX)

[Pikarya]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/xiv...lb8l0jijnb.jpg

1. Get a decent haircut. Cut off you fatty, black bunch of shit what you call your 'hair'.

2. Shave your untrimmed, scruffy, felted beard.

3. Wear something else than 'black'.

4. Stop crying about being so ronery you pathetic retard. You won't meet any chicks while sitting in your basement playing WoW.

5. Listen to some decent music. Only lonely faggots like you listen to this noisy e-guitar shit, it will just exclude you even more from society and social life.

6. Accept that I'm not a troll and face the truth.

7. Exercise. Doesn't have to be a lot, doesn't have to lose you weight. A run and some light weights each day triggers release of testosterone, which clears up your face acne and many other things. Also improves circulation, which makes you warmer and increases blood flow in the PENIS (bigger dick lol).

8. Smile gently at everybody. Don't go cockmongler, but your resting mouth position should be curved upwards.

9. Get your friends to invite you to parties. Or, if you're sad, get your friends to get their friends to invite you. Be confident at the party: everyone thinks of everyone else as a friend, so you're okay to come up and randomly talk to someone.

10. Be really interested in them. You haven't got any features that girls go after (hot, dangerous, etc) so playing the "I'm ignoring you, come fuck me" card won't work: they'll just ignore you and fuck someone else.

11. Not copypasta

[Shiroikage]

not a troll

lol

[Ivve]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/xiv...lb8l0jijnb.jpg

1. Get a decent haircut. Cut off you fatty, black bunch of shit what you call your 'hair'.

2. Shave your untrimmed, scruffy, felted beard.

3. Wear something else than 'black'.

4. Stop crying about being so ronery you pathetic retard. You won't meet any chicks while sitting in your basement playing WoW.

5. Listen to some decent music. Only lonely faggots like you listen to this noisy e-guitar shit, it will just exclude you even more from society and social life.

6. Accept that I'm not a troll and face the truth.

7. Exercise. Doesn't have to be a lot, doesn't have to lose you weight. A run and some light weights each day triggers release of testosterone, which clears up your face acne and many other things. Also improves circulation, which makes you warmer and increases blood flow in the PENIS (bigger dick lol).

8. Smile gently at everybody. Don't go cockmongler, but your resting mouth position should be curved upwards.

9. Get your friends to invite you to parties. Or, if you're sad, get your friends to get their friends to invite you. Be confident at the party: everyone thinks of everyone else as a friend, so you're okay to come up and randomly talk to someone.

10. Be really interested in them. You haven't got any features that girls go after (hot, dangerous, etc) so playing the "I'm ignoring you, come fuck me" card won't work: they'll just ignore you and fuck someone else.

11. Not copypasta

by the way, none of this works. if you're a lonely nerd, women can sense it and will avoid you. give up and kill yourself.

edit: not a troll

[Pikarya]

It worked, shaved my neckbeard. And overnight I was getting cock.

edit: Penis

[Shiroikage]

neckbeards are toxic

[Pikarya]

Say that to me in real life, faggot.

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/e2q...iz2oe0tuyb.jpg

[TheShadyMan]

Who's that queer?

[Pikarya]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_(pickup_artist)

The king of fucking kings.

Or queers, whichever comes first.

[Ivve]

speaking of faggots, thanks for bringing one into the thread for show and tell!

[Pikarya]

Always a prime example.

[Pikarya]

Thread needs more Krye. Unleash the secrets from the depths of pedo.

[TheShadyMan]

Christ, I'm not huge on cats, but I'm not even sure it was worth skinning five or six for that fag hat.

[Pikarya]

Accessories get you pussy.

[TheShadyMan]

GET YOUR OWN PEDO TO DICK RIDE FAG.

[Ivve]

i'm actually kind of digging the hat.

[Pikarya]

I personally wear +1 gear full time when out on dates.

[Ivve]

i think it would look good on the cat in my sig.

[TheShadyMan]

I've got some BA gear swaps for tanking a chick over dinner. Cat lover resist gear, crazy vegen resist, etc. Fuck, I thought this was gonna be a good joke, but I'm pretty sure I ruined it.

[tyven]

this thread gonna go places

[Sera]

that pic in the op would have to do a whole lot more than shave his neck beard to get a chance, that's for fuckin sure, he looks like he belongs under a bridge somewhere