HOW TO GET A SOCIAL LIFE (INCLUDING SEX)

[Pikarya]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/jv2...a83mgw5yw5.jpg

For my love. Bad shoop is bad. Fuck off

[TheShadyMan]

Adding the piercing was a pretty good idea.

[Shiroikage]

that pic in the op would have to do a whole lot more than shave his neck beard to get a chance, that's for fuckin sure, he looks like he belongs under a bridge somewhere

like a

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troll

[BRP]

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[Pikarya]

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No copypasta here. True story.

[TheShadyMan]

ur so cool brp

[Ivve]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/jv2...a83mgw5yw5.jpg

For my love. Bad shoop is bad. Fuck off

close the thread; it cannot get any better from here.

[Pikarya]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/nl8...d9uwazzw6b.gif

[Colenzo]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/xiv...lb8l0jijnb.jpg

1. Get a decent haircut. Cut off you fatty, black bunch of shit what you call your 'hair'.

2. Shave your untrimmed, scruffy, felted beard.

3. Wear something else than 'black'.

4. Stop crying about being so ronery you pathetic retard. You won't meet any chicks while sitting in your basement playing WoW.

5. Listen to some decent music. Only lonely faggots like you listen to this noisy e-guitar shit, it will just exclude you even more from society and social life.

6. Accept that I'm not a troll and face the truth.

7. Exercise. Doesn't have to be a lot, doesn't have to lose you weight. A run and some light weights each day triggers release of testosterone, which clears up your face acne and many other things. Also improves circulation, which makes you warmer and increases blood flow in the PENIS (bigger dick lol).

8. Smile gently at everybody. Don't go cockmongler, but your resting mouth position should be curved upwards.

9. Get your friends to invite you to parties. Or, if you're sad, get your friends to get their friends to invite you. Be confident at the party: everyone thinks of everyone else as a friend, so you're okay to come up and randomly talk to someone.

10. Be really interested in them. You haven't got any features that girls go after (hot, dangerous, etc) so playing the "I'm ignoring you, come fuck me" card won't work: they'll just ignore you and fuck someone else.

11. Not copypasta

you stole most of this off a picture from 4chan

[Pikarya]

Oh, really.

[Colenzo]

yes, if only I could prove it though

[Pikarya]

sigh

[Colenzo]

protip:
clean yourself up
go to the bar
drink
talk to random drunk girls they wont give a fuck
???
profit

[#686578]

1) Ye Olde
2) Should've posted the series of pictures

[aers]

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it's leaking, you can't run. sorry bro.

[Cantih]

EDIT: Also /v/ is so shitty now I don't think I will visit it anymore.

There is a board on 4chan that doesn't suck absolute dick. just work your way across the letter bar.
And fuck the butthurt "bawww moot won TIME, ddos the site" losers.

Also, that new sig is WIN.

[aers]

There is a board on 4chan that doesn't suck absolute dick. just work your way across the letter bar.

incorrect.

[Heian]

Architects get ass

Architectural Students on the other hand......

[Shiroikage]

Don't even bitch.

You could be a Biochem/Microbio student.

[Shiroikage]

like me