HOW TO GET A SOCIAL LIFE (INCLUDING SEX)

[Ryko]

It's usually like

Shower
Shave my poor excuse for facial hair
Eat
Brush Teeth
Dress.

[Charismatic]

I don't see fap twice there

[Sera]

I don't see fap twice there

Just insert it wherever you deem it necessary.
(in before twss)

[Ryko]

Fap once before the shower and once in the shower.

[Krye]

why are white boys so fucking disgusting? you and every other 17-24 year old white male seem to have issues with showering.

Like Sera said, if I can't smell myself and if I'm not going out, I'm not showering.

[Ivve]

I think the general rule of thumb for them is: if I can't smell myself, I don't need to shower.

too bad they're all nose-deaf because they've been living in their own stink.

also ryko, i'm the same way about showering. if i didn't shower before leaving, then i'm not leaving. it's that simple.

p.s. now fapping about ryko and co fapping

[Akanei]

I shower twice a day if I'm able.

The only time I really don't is if I'm staying at a friend's place, because I think it's awkward to ask to use their shower and I have to feel dirty and it bugs the fuck out of me.

[Krye]

too bad they're all nose-deaf because they've been living in their own stink.

also ryko, i'm the same way about showering. if i didn't shower before leaving, then i'm not leaving. it's that simple.

p.s. now fapping about ryko and co fapping

I have somebody that tells me if I start to smell so I can shower : )

[Ivve]

me too, but that doesn't mean they're around every moment of every day just to smell me and tell me if my body odor level is acceptable to take out in public.

[Krye]

Except she is around every moment of every day because I live with my best friend and she is his girlfriend and she lives with him too and she is more than happy to tell me that I smell like shit so go take a fucking shower.

Also, gaia bitches can't smell me, I don't see the problem.

[Ryko]

is she hot

[Ryko]

y'know, by non creep standards

[Akanei]

It's his friend's girlfriend, so obviously not.

White men are pros at the whole girlfriend stealing thing.

[Ryko]

She could be hot and 17, and she'd be off his radar.

[Krye]

She's pretty hot, yeah.

Too bad she's a whore and she cheated on him yet he still loves her and didn't leave her because of it.

[Ryko]

With you?

[Ryko]

Also I just clicked the "thread starter" link and I just need to stop making topics, I took up the entirety of pages 15-17, and half of 14/18

[#686578]

Not all white boys between 17-24 dont shower. I'm glad you make the distinction white boys between 17-24 because niggers never shower, or if they do, they always smell like ass. Trust me, I know what ass smells like.

Oh right getting around to my point, I shower daily. Soap, shampoo, face scrub, etc.

[Ivve]

Not all white boys between 17-24 dont shower. I'm glad you make the distinction white boys between 17-24 because niggers never shower, or if they do, they always smell like ass. Trust me, I know what ass smells like.

Oh right getting around to my point, I shower daily. Soap, shampoo, face scrub, etc.

i dunno, we had a lot more problems in high school with smelly white kids than smelly black kids, but maybe we all just assumed that was as good as black kids could smell. all of my college-age male friends had some kind of fucking block about showering where they just wouldn't for like weeks at a time. they just opt out.

[Ivve]

and it is definitely a privileged white male thing. most other people can appreciate a goddamned shower.