funny/weirdest/etc. things your neighbors have done

[Ksandra]

So on Friday night fiance and I decided to crash around 1:30 am. Everything was perfectly quiet while we settled down into bed, when I heard water. I said "hey guess it's raining". My fiance responded "no babe, the neighbors have a jacuzzi." Note: the actual owner of the house rents it out to different people. I guess I never noticed because the previous renters never used it (that I noticed).

Anyway, I was laying there trying to sleep but I kept hearing splashing, which I commented on. "Man that's a lot of water movement for a jacuzzi," and we joked saying they were having sex....well sure enough it didn't take long till we started hearing the "oohs" and moans of lovemaking going on. I burst out laughing. I couldn't help it. There we were in the dead of night trying to sleep to our neighbors fucking their brains out right near us. All the time the water splashing getting faster and faster. Ahaha, still makes me laugh.

Sad for my brain though sure enough at 8 am they were up with their loud kid again. every morning we're awaken to screams of "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYY" like a rooster. ;_; Needless to say I was tired all day yesterday.


So ya, post some funny/weird stuff your neighbors have done if you have any good stories to tell. XD

[SephYuyX]

I live in the country, so my nearest neighbors are out of hearing/seeing distance, but one kid did get caught having sex with a goat a few years back. Heh, he'll never live that down.

[Dezzimal]

Old guy stuck on a roof because his ladder blew over in the middle of a thunderstorm.

[Null]

I have a hot tub and I could never imagine it making enough noise to wake my neighbors.

When I first moved into my place there was this very old women living next door to me. We met and talked during the first week and I never saw her again for a few weeks. Finally after a couple weeks I begin to worry so I went and knocked on her door. She never answered so I crawled through the window only to be hit by what I can only describe as the worst smell in my life. She had rotted into her own floor, while her cat stayed alive by eating her.

Now I would love to be able to tell my new neighbors the story but it just doesn't seem right.

[ZarakiKujata]

When I was in High School before I had a car a friend was dropping me off after school, he had just gotten his license and was nervous as hell, and almost missed my street but he ended up making the turn, anyways this bitch who lives at the top of the street was letting her kids run wild all over the street but not near his car when he pulled onto the street and not watching them so they were running in the road with her a good 200 yds away, but she hears his car and when we drive past she motions for him to stop and proceeds to yell at me for allowing this kind of behavior on our street and him for driving too fast.. and he seemed ready to cry till my mom and I told him shes a bitch once he was at my house. Also, her kids dont ever ride the school bus but she has made the bus stop for the street be at her house, forcing my little brother and sister(the only kids on the street to ride the bus) to walk the quarter mile to her house daily... Otherwise my neighbors are relatively quiet and I don't see much of them since I'm at school.. although summers when I'm home I have noticed some burgeoning jail bait..

[Rocl]

I have a hot tub and I could never imagine it making enough noise to wake my neighbors.

When I first moved into my place there was this very old women living next door to me. We met and talked during the first week and I never saw her again for a few weeks. Finally after a couple weeks I begin to worry so I went and knocked on her door. She never answered so I crawled through the window only to be hit by what I can only describe as the worst smell in my life. She had rotted into her own floor, while her cat stayed alive by eating her.

Now I would love to be able to tell my new neighbors the story but it just doesn't seem right.

WHAT.

[Kyten]

wow wtf @ old lady shit

[thestalkmore]

WHAT.

WHAT THE.

[Dimmauk]

So on Friday night fiance and I decided to crash around 1:30 am. Everything was perfectly quiet while we settled down into bed, when I heard water. I said "hey guess it's raining". My fiance responded "no babe, the neighbors have a jacuzzi." Note: the actual owner of the house rents it out to different people. I guess I never noticed because the previous renters never used it (that I noticed).

Anyway, I was laying there trying to sleep but I kept hearing splashing, which I commented on. "Man that's a lot of water movement for a jacuzzi," and we joked saying they were having sex....well sure enough it didn't take long till we started hearing the "oohs" and moans of lovemaking going on. I burst out laughing. I couldn't help it. There we were in the dead of night trying to sleep to our neighbors fucking their brains out right near us. All the time the water splashing getting faster and faster. Ahaha, still makes me laugh.

Sad for my brain though sure enough at 8 am they were up with their loud kid again. every morning we're awaken to screams of "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYY" like a rooster. ;_; Needless to say I was tired all day yesterday.


So ya, post some funny/weird stuff your neighbors have done if you have any good stories to tell. XD

My parents had a jizzcuzi when I was in high schoole, and my Mom caught me and my girlfriend fucking. She made me drain it and clean it. I'm so bad at sex, FML.

[Sanoske]

WHAT THE.

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFF.

[Zhais]

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFF.

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFORK

[BRP]

I used to live in a two apartment building, on the bottom floor. The top floor had a small family with one kid. They lacked manners and were a bit white trash, but I guess they were alright enough. Their kid was like 3 or 4 years old or something. Their balcony was adjacent to the door of my apartment.

Sometimes their kid used to walk onto their balcony completely naked. Occasionally waving at people who happen to be on the street at the time or entering my apartment. The worse of it was when he once pissed all over my door and steps from his advantage point.

[Howard Roark]

When I was in High School before I had a car a friend was dropping me off after school, he had just gotten his license and was nervous as hell, and almost missed my street but he ended up making the turn, anyways this bitch who lives at the top of the street was letting her kids run wild all over the street but not near his car when he pulled onto the street and not watching them so they were running in the road with her a good 200 yds away, but she hears his car and when we drive past she motions for him to stop and proceeds to yell at me for allowing this kind of behavior on our street and him for driving too fast.. and he seemed ready to cry till my mom and I told him shes a bitch once he was at my house. Also, her kids dont ever ride the school bus but she has made the bus stop for the street be at her house, forcing my little brother and sister(the only kids on the street to ride the bus) to walk the quarter mile to her house daily... Otherwise my neighbors are relatively quiet and I don't see much of them since I'm at school.. although summers when I'm home I have noticed some burgeoning jail bait..

If, while you are away, you are at school, please take a basic english class and ask the teach what a run-on sentence is, and how to never write anything remotely resembling what you just wrote.

Also, what is your professor's email?

[Blarg]

Sometimes really late at night my neighbour just stares at me with a really confused expression on her face. It often becomes so awkward that I just spin the mobile to distract her and crawl back out of the window and go back to my house.

[thestalkmore]

I used to live in a two apartment building, on the bottom floor. The top floor had a small family with one kid. They lacked manners and were a bit white trash, but I guess they were alright enough. Their kid was like 3 or 4 years old or something. Their balcony was adjacent to the door of my apartment.

Sometimes their kid used to walk onto their balcony completely naked. Occasionally waving at people who happen to be on the street at the time or entering my apartment. The worse of it was when he once pissed all over my door and steps from his advantage point.

What the fuck is an advantage point?

[Seraph]

What the fuck is an advantage point?

The point where you gain an advantage by pissing on the other guys door.

[BRP]

What the fuck is an advantage point?

Meant to type vantage point.

Brain fart or something. Worth a reply I guess?

[Jer]

Back when gas was $4.00 a gallon I kept thinking I had to fill up an awful lot and I finally figured out that somehow I was losing gas at night. Stayed up one night watching the car and saw the neighbor siphoning it out of my tank. The next day I attached fish-hooks to the side cap so when they went to unscrew it they'd get pierced. The day after that they ended up coming back. When they go poked and let out small yell, I started pelting them with water balloons. They seem to avoid me now.

[Not Kuno]

My neighbors have a dog that barks all fucking day/night at the window closest to my house. Also they hire loud mexicans to mow their lawn every few days at like 7 am.

[Dayson]

When I moved into my apartment I found out that city hall, which is my neighbor, houses the city fire department. They also happen to have one of these:

http://theweathersource.net/fs2001.jpg

and god only knows they get some laughs out of turning this thing on at 7am every now and then. It points directly at my bedroom window.

I know its used to summon firefighters in emergencies, but as I found out it actually serves primarily as a tornado warning system.

I had no idea any cities in Florida possessed this. I'm glad though I never have to hear that thing go off for real, like those that live out in the plain states.