funny/weirdest/etc. things your neighbors have done

[Pringles]

When I was in middle school, I used to live in a neighborhood where my bedroom window faced the bedroom window of a married couple. One night I noticed the wife would change into her nightgown with the curtains opened, and from then on, when I saw the curtains open I'd stare into her window hoping to see her boobs. This went on for a few months, sometimes seeing her change, other times not. Eventually one night I was staring and saw her changing and her husband walked to the window and waved to me. After that I never looked into their window again.

[Heian]

Back when gas was $4.00 a gallon I kept thinking I had to fill up an awful lot and I finally figured out that somehow I was losing gas at night. Stayed up one night watching the car and saw the neighbor siphoning it out of my tank. The next day I attached fish-hooks to the side cap so when they went to unscrew it they'd get pierced. The day after that they ended up coming back. When they go poked and let out small yell, I started pelting them with water balloons. They seem to avoid me now.

Hahahahah awesome.

[The_OG_Nelta]

My neighbor acts and looks like Hank hill, and sounds like him too. No fucking joke.

[Pringles]

My neighbor acts and looks like Hank hill, and sounds like him too. No fucking joke.

Have you ever asked him to sell you propane and propane accessories before?

[The_OG_Nelta]

Have you ever asked him to sell you propane and propane accessories before?

Nope but one day I came home from school and was napping, I woke up and my sister asked me if I heard the firetrucks? And I told her no, and she said that she saw the next door neighbor's garage burn down, with his fully restored 1967 Ford Mustang. I chuckled.

I don't like that guy anyways, he's a huge douche.

[Vuitton]

I love this thread.

I am currently staying in student apartments on campus. Its an old brick building built in the 1920s. It is shaped like a "U", with the empty space being the courtyard. Three of my windows face the interior of the courtyard.

Three times a week (on average) someone with an apartment also with windows facing the courtyard has LOUD, SO LOUD, sex. It echos throughout the courtyard and its like they're having sex right next to you. It goes on FOREVER. The dude fucking her goes at it for like 30 minutes or longer. Its insane, the bitch just needs to put something in her mouth while she gets fucked. You'd think she was being tortured or something. One night someone else in the building shouted out their window, "GET OFF OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

She shut up after that. But only for that night.

[Ksandra]

I have a hot tub and I could never imagine it making enough noise to wake my neighbors.

When I first moved into my place there was this very old women living next door to me. We met and talked during the first week and I never saw her again for a few weeks. Finally after a couple weeks I begin to worry so I went and knocked on her door. She never answered so I crawled through the window only to be hit by what I can only describe as the worst smell in my life. She had rotted into her own floor, while her cat stayed alive by eating her.

Now I would love to be able to tell my new neighbors the story but it just doesn't seem right.

Holy crap @ this. >.<;

Also the area we're at in cali the houses are like humping each other. Jacuzzi is outside so def can hear it clearly. XD I just hope they don't make a habit of it. :/

Friend of mine suggested that if they do it again we should make animal noises to "ruin" the dudes mojo. I don't think I have the courage to do that though. XD

[Kohan]

she said that she saw the next door neighbor's garage burn down, with his fully restored 1967 Ford Mustang.

Tears have been shed.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Tears have been shed.

laughter or ?

[Kohan]

No, sadness. The car didn't deserve that.

[Heian]

No, sadness. The car didn't deserve that.

There is no god when things like this happen.

[Sanoske]

No, sadness. The car didn't deserve that.

QFT.

My neighbors had a shed on the border of our properties. One night I woke up and the thing had burst into flames, along with the 2 dead pine trees it was sitting under. This whole flaming mess was about 35 feet from the back of my house/deck, and embers were a concern. Ended up running around with my dad throwing water on the house just in case an ember decided to be tricky.

But why did it burst into flames?

My neighbors were using the shed as a meth lab.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

The summer I was 16 the neighbors would complain about me and my friends because we would do acid and jump off the roof and into my pool at 3AM. One night my mom comes screaming out of the back patio asking if we're crazy, she's trying to sleep etc.

One of my friends freaks out and starts jumping fences, setting off a string of patio movement lights and barking dogs. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Thought I would be nice and donate a story in my neighbors name.

[thebearofscience]

used to live in a suburb of new york. niskayuna, somewhat near albany. this guy, who was named Henry would always yell at his wife, calling her a cunt. they had five kids, so i'd understand how life could be stressful every now and then, but this happened at least once a week. after a while, the family across the street called the cops on the cunt yeller. turns out they were all illegal aliens.

[Shiroikage]

I'll put one out here for my neighbours.

I was messing around with firecrackers and fireworks last night, and among other things, the propulsion charge on one dudded off and the firework exploded in the grass. It was horrendously loud and the smoke and smell were terrible. By the time the neighbour went out to check what was going on, I was trying to open the cover of a calculus textbook with a firecracker inserted in the middle of it.

I might be 21, but I'm basically 13.

[Ivaden]

Guess I have one to add...

My stepbrother told me that friends of his were wrestling (lol) in some kid's bedroom and knocked a huge hole in the wall and ended up finding money hidden in the walls, so we decided to see if anything was in my ceiling since we have a drop ceiling or whatever with tiles that can be pushed up. Get up on my bed and start looking around, ended up finding some old Playboys and a polaroid of a dick. My parents bought this house from our neighbors so I figured it was the guy next door. Took the picture to my stepdad, some lols were had, and then my stepdad casually brought it up to my neighbor a few days later.

Only thing the neighbor had to say was, "Could you see the face?"

[Guitarman]

Our next door neighbor lady lives in a wheelchair. I guess while her husband was at work, she went to go get the mail. On her way back in the house, her chair tipped over and she was stuck lying on the driveway for hours until her other neighbor came home from the grocery store and found her lying there in the 80 degree heat. Sad thing is, our street is fairly busy, and nobody stopped to help her.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Not exactly funny, but worth a decent story:

Back when I was a sophomore in high school, my neighbor (who I'll refer to as J) who I used to ride dirt bikes with had the house to himself for about 2 weeks. His parents were supposedly going to some kind of couple's therapy since they used to fight all the time. When I say, fight, I mean an all-out brawl, that would lead to the middle of the neighborhood. I think this was around the time I first learned what a cunt-punt was. J was always upset and jittery about the whole thing so I invited him to smoke with me to calm down.
Two weeks went by, and J's parents came back and were acting like newly-weds so everything as ok for a while. They'd still fight, but at least they kept it in their own house and Maybe about a week later there was this ear piercing scream that was suddenly muffled one night, nobody called the cops or anything since it was already a pretty bad neighborhood. The next day, I asked J about it, but he said his dad was watching a horror movie or something. He looked kind of stressed out, he was always tired. He quit the football team, stopped dirt biking and his dad eventually pulled him out of school.
Maybe about three days later, I was coming home from a night game and there were police with shovels going in and out of J's house and searching his back yard. One of them stopped me and showed me a photo with J and his parents and asked me when I last saw any of them. Later that night, I think the cops found what they were looking for, because they all left around midnight. I found out later that J and his dad had skipped town and the police were looking for the body of J's mom which they found most of.

[Suburbanelite]

You just ruined the neighbor thread.

[KoalaTrap]

When I was in high school a doctor and his wife moved in next door. During the summer my parents noticed that a strange woman walking around in their yard. Sure enough after a few more appearances it was revealed to be the doctor in drag. He'd stroll down his long gravel driveway to get the paper in skirts and in make up. My mom thought it was hilarious and said he was trying to get my dad's attention and my dad was just not amused. It went on all the time til they moved away for some reason. I vaguely remember talk of people being upset about it since there was a lot of kids in the neighborhood.