I just got a job

[tyven]

cutco sells those scissors that can cut through pennies. cutco is still awful

[Olo401]

HI THIS IS COLENZO FOR SLAP CHOP.

[Shiroikage]

80 hours a week. He's a genius.

He works some weekends during uni.

He did 40 hours from after classes Friday to Sunday.

[Ivve]

i would actually love to have a nice set of knives. you can try your pitch out on me before you go door to door.

[Colenzo]

what scene? I like the bar scene where shooter starts rhyming.

that actually just now happened

[Day]

He works some weekends during uni.

He did 40 hours from after classes Friday to Sunday.

What I'm saying is that nigga need to get a job that pays more and works less, you're telling me this like I should be impressed he makes a lot of money from working 80 hours a week. Stop doing that.

[Colenzo]

i would actually love to have a nice set of knives. you can try your pitch out on me before you go door to door.

Theres really no pitch to it, I would cut random objects and you would be impressed(supposedly) <_>
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profit

[Day]

that actually just now happened

YES.

Oh just looking for the rest of this bottle.

[Day]

Theres really no pitch to it, I would cut random objects and you would be impressed(supposedly) <_>
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profit

You're an idiot.

How to sell to a person with a vagina 101.

"It's on sale"

[Colenzo]

I like how gilmore randomly breaks the beer bottle after shooter said he wanted to kick his ass

[Shiroikage]

You'll be well enough off if you have a good Chef's knife/santoku, paring knife, carving knife, and maybe a bread knife. Depending on what you actually do, a cleaver, or other specialized knives may be handy.

[Shiroikage]

What I'm saying is that nigga need to get a job that pays more and works less, you're telling me this like I should be impressed he makes a lot of money from working 80 hours a week. Stop doing that.

He makes something like $20 an hour or upwards. He makes great coin for what he does, and he does a lot of it.

[Colenzo]

worst comes to worst ill have to actually get excercise :<

[Sera]

Theres really no pitch to it, I would cut random objects

this sounds like it could be bad
look! with this knife you could slit your sister's throat or sever your wife's head with one swipe! and the best part?

it never needs sharpening!

[Akanei]

You're an idiot.

How to sell to a person with a vagina 101.

"It's on sale"

Well played.

And accurate, to boot.

[Colenzo]

this sounds like it could be bad
look! with this knife you could slit your sister's throat or sever your wife's head with one swipe! and the best part?

it never needs sharpening!

basically

[#686578]

I would work 80 hours a week. I aint got shit to do and I feel like I'm just wasting time anyway. At least if I got paid I'd feel like I'm accomplishing something.

[Day]

Well played.

And accurate, to boot.

Man I worked at Toys R Us for a year after college while trying to find a real job, and I treated every person like I was selling them a car. Those bitches would walk out with so much stuff "on sale" they never knew what hit them. I was amazing at that job, the kids loved me, however I was extremely over qualified.

Everyone should work some shit like that at least once though. Customer service/food industry. It gives you a great appreciation for your cashiers, waitresses, etc...

[Colenzo]

happy is about to get the shit kicked out of him by bob barker

[Shiroikage]

Everyone should work some shit like that at least once though. Customer service/food industry. It gives you a great appreciation for your cashiers, waitresses, etc...

Virtually too late for me.