I Do Not Intend To Get A Job

[Krye]

My step-dad kicked me out, my friend took me in, I chill all fucking day. His parents give him $200 a week, we party all the time. Life is good.

[Colenzo]

grats

[Shiroikage]

That's a good system.

[Blarg]

200 a week?? My allowance used to be 5 dollars a week. My parents weren't even poor either, I guess they didn't love me enough.

[Day]

I refuse to post in this thread

[Shiroikage]

200 a week?? My allowance used to be 5 dollars a week. My parents weren't even poor either, I guess they didn't love me enough.

You didn't have any dependents.

[Colenzo]

i never had an allowance >_>

[Conrad]

200 a week?? My allowance used to be 5 dollars a week. My parents weren't even poor either, I guess they didn't love me enough.

What's worse, you're Canadian so it's like you were being paid in Monopoly money.

[Day]

lol

[Blarg]

Don't pretend that if you were able to spend monopoly money you wouldn't be all over that.

[Colenzo]

no shit

[gamez]

Canadian $5 bills have hockey players on them, it's like we're being paid in trading cards, beat that as an allowance.

[Colenzo]

thats so fucking gay

[Conrad]

Canadian $5 bills have hockey players on them, it's like we're being paid in trading cards, beat that as an allowance.

The current five-Canadian dollar bill is dominantly blue in colour. The front features a portrait of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, the coat of arms, and a picture of the West Block of the Parliament buildings. The reverse side depicts children engaged in winter sports, including sledding, ice skating, and hockey; this is accompanied by a quotation from Roch Carrier's short story, "The Hockey Sweater":

...

In the image, one of the hockey players is wearing jersey number 9. Many believe this is to honour Canadian hockey legend Maurice Richard (which would follow Carrier's story, in which a young Québécois boy is obsessed with "The Rocket"), but the list of great Canadian hockey players to have worn the number is long.[2]

I didn't believe you at first but holy shit

[Blarg]

I didn't even know that.

[Ivve]

i feel obligated to post following blarg at least once.

[Cantih]

Hockey player money and milk in bags. Seriously, what the fuck is going on up there.

If it weren't for being allowed to touch the lap dancers, I'd swear you lot were completely insane.

[Shiroikage]

There aren't even strippers in Saskatchewan.
My friend got thrown out of a lap dance in a neighbouring province because he didn't know what to do with his hands.

[Blarg]

Are strippers not allowed to show vag in the US?

[Akanei]

They are.

The general unspoken rule, here, is that joints with bars/alcohol = tittys only.

Unless you pay extra to go to the back rooms, but that's obviously not prostitution. No sir.