Guys....

[_chuchu]

This chick sitting across from me just let out a wet fart and I'm the only one close enough to hear it. What should I do?

[Day]

Post in spam
Pretend it's Advanced.

[Charismatic]

That depends... did you like it?

[Ishido]

Tell her to do it again but louder so everyone can appreciate it.

[_chuchu]

Depends if she's a farter when I stick it in her pooper.

[Sera]

Give her your number

[_chuchu]

She just whispered something, but I couldn't make it out

[Sera]

She said,
"hey, come put it in me"
Serious.

[_chuchu]

And it smells like school cafeteria food in here now

[Day]

Say "WHAT?" in your best lil johnz impression.

[Darkslitter]

Jump up, knocking your chair over in the process. Flip over the desk or whatever is in front of you. Shout, "JESUS CHRIST THAT'S SO RUDE." Storm out, but right before you reach the door, turn back and look at her with a disgusted look on your face and shake your head in disgust.

[Dimmauk]

Tell her you want to dip your balls in it.

Then tell her you want to suck the farts out of her ass.

[Sera]

Jump up, knocking your chair over in the process. Flip over the desk or whatever is in front of you. Shout, "JESUS CHRIST THAT'S SO RUDE." Storm out, but right before you reach the door, turn back and look at her with a disgusted look on your face and shake your head in disgust.

Do THIS first, then come BACK into the room, give her your number (or a fake one) and leave quietly, as if you never flipped out.

[Diamicles]

the correct answer is to return volley, preferably in the form of crop dusting

[Ishido]

Fuck crop dusting make it as obvious as possible

Just don't shit your pants trying

[_chuchu]

I was thinking of it, but she did this just as I came back from the bathroom without washing my hands

[Diamicles]

Fuck crop dusting make it as obvious as possible

Just don't shit your pants trying

non covert crop dusting, fart as close to her as possible so it makes her eyes water and her mouth taste like dook and continue walking like nothing ever happened

[_chuchu]

Her friend came and they're whispering "smell it, smell it!" to each other. One of them tripped the sensor alarm nearby. we fucking lol'd

[Cairthenn]

This is ridiculous.

[Cairthenn]

COMPLETELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS