Does this elephant look gay to you?

***Blarg*** · 2009-05-06 01:20

http://www.treehugger.com/happy-elephant-01.jpg

WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported Friday.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

Politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo - Yahoo! News

Look at me all big making Kuya posts.

**Ryko** · 2009-05-06 01:31

You took the gayest picture you could find, didnt you

***Blarg*** · 2009-05-06 01:40

I am not responsible for any repressed sexual feelings coming to light due to viewing the male elephant pouring water all over it's hard naked body glistening in the sun like a sexual angel and i've said too much.

**Krye** · 2009-05-06 01:43

You look gay to me.

**#686578** · 2009-05-06 01:44

That elephant looks pretty happy to me

**Ruuz** · 2009-05-06 01:50

He's just going through a phase guys, explorating

**Kuya** · 2009-05-06 05:40

Too young, he's still confused about his sexuality you see. Or conversely, humans are retarded fucking monkeys.

**Obev** · 2009-05-06 06:07

No, no, Kuya, only Puerto Ricans are retarded monkeys. Filthy poo-flinging colonials.

As a white man, I am proud to be a retarded orangutan.

**Kuya** · 2009-05-06 07:55

Will retarded primates suffice?

**Olo401** · 2009-05-06 08:16

Elephants never forget.

Spoiler: show

**Day** · 2009-05-06 08:16

nope

**Sera** · 2009-05-06 10:20

"GUYTHE THITH WATHER ITH DELITHIOUTH!"

**Day** · 2009-05-06 12:08

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/03160...secutioner.gif

**Charismatic** · 2009-05-06 12:10

I love that image

**Day** · 2009-05-06 12:13

Married to the Sea is amazing if you love extremely dry humor. It's done by the dude who did my avatar and his wife Natalie Dee. I've probably already said this but who cares. last.