Last thing you masturbated into.

[Shiroikage]

A Majesta tissue about 3 days ago.

[Shiroikage]

I aim to please (myself).

[Kaliden]

Pushing the envelope.

[Shiroikage]

Pushing the envelope.

Who are you sending that package to?

[Howard Roark]

I was at the grocery store, getting some extra things for my apartment, as I had my Mom visiting for the week, my gf was with me as well and I had to buy toilet paper

my mom is very thrifty and will typically buy the cheapest products, so she suggested the recycled 1 ply whatever pack and I politely but firmly declined and my gf asked why


after my mom went to the next aisle I quickly whispered in my gf's ear that the low grade kind sticks to my junk after cleaning up

[gamez]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...tar41037_1.gif

[Shiroikage]

I was at the grocery store, getting some extra things for my apartment, as I had my Mom visiting for the week, my gf was with me as well and I had to buy toilet paper

my mom is very thrifty and will typically buy the cheapest products, so she suggested the recycled 1 ply whatever pack and I politely but firmly declined and my gf asked why


after my mom went to the next aisle I quickly whispered in my gf's ear that the low grade kind sticks to my junk after cleaning up

I avoid the cleaning up step by eliminating the middle man.

[Howard Roark]

nice shot

[Howard Roark]

I avoid the cleaning up step by eliminating the middle man.

wtf is the middleman in this scenario?

[Shiroikage]

wtf is the middleman in this scenario?

If you don't know, you can't handle it.

[Shiroikage]

Purchasing single ply toilet paper is a fucking sin. There should not be a market for that worthless shit.

The market is called University of Saskatchewan Academic Health Sciences. I hate the bathrooms here.

[Shiroikage]

Like sandpaper that tears.

[gamez]

One ply toilet paper/brown 1 ply papertowels both suck horrendously for all purposes, I don't really know what schools/businesses think they're saving by bulking up the stuff they supply, ever had to clean up something spilled in school or at work with those brown recycled papertowels and use practically the whole fucking thing to get a drop off the floor :/

[Howard Roark]

Like sandpaper that tears.

dude... I was at a roadside mcdonalds, and I'm telling you, I couldn't even pull the toilet paper out of the dispenser

I could see through it, and the simple grip of my thumb and forefinger would tear off a thumbprint sized piece of goddamn paper RAAAAAAGE

[Shiroikage]

dude... I was at a roadside mcdonalds, and I'm telling you, I couldn't even pull the toilet paper out of the dispenser

I could see through it, and the simple grip of my thumb and forefinger would tear off a thumbprint sized piece of goddamn paper RAAAAAAGE

You must wipe your ass with it tenderly as if it is a beautiful woman.

[gamez]

I'll never understand how every elementary school I've been too and several McDonalds in my life have had shit in the urinals one time or another, you'd think it would be a one-time anomaly in life, but no, at least half a dozen.

[Howard Roark]

If you don't know, you can't handle it.

yu've seen my bookmarks, I'm ready man

I just don't get the lack of middleman, is it lack of cleanup? I doubt this due to wonderful choice of majesta

is it freefall spurt? that would be rather awesome

if it's real live relations then that's a whole other range of questions

[Shiroikage]

yu've seen my bookmarks, I'm ready man

I just don't get the lack of middleman, is it lack of cleanup? I doubt this due to wonderful choice of majesta

is it freefall spurt? that would be rather awesome

if it's real live relations then that's a whole other range of questions

I assure you it's never real life relations. I'm saving myself for something or other. Just blowing into the tissue is the easiest thing by far.

[AkashiXI]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...I/Shortbus.jpg

[Shiroikage]

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