Last thing you masturbated into.

[Darkslitter]

While we're on suggestions, you can try your own mouth by laying on your back, too. It should look something like this.
.... . .
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'--' .\./ .'--'

[#686578]

You're very good at what you do.

[Darkslitter]

Well actually, most of the time I miss and hit my chest or eyes. It's really hard to get the right angle. Not to mention your power is never really consistent

[Ivve]

brilliant

[Zimbabwe Justice]

I always use my boxers and then walk around all day with cum-stained boxers

[Ivve]

gross

[Zimbabwe Justice]

sometimes I can smell the scent of my own juices drifting out of my shorts and through the air around me


it seduces the ladies

[Darkslitter]

i call bull shit. If cumming in your pants gets you ladies, then you wouldn't need to cum in your pants. THEREFORE the assumption that cumming in your pants gets you ladies is false.

[Ivve]

i call bull shit. If cumming in your pants gets you ladies, then you wouldn't need to cum in your pants. THEREFORE the assumption that cumming in your pants gets you ladies is false.

true, but then what would he rely on to attract the ladies? i would think it would be a vicious cycle of cumming in your pants to attract a lady, losing the lady because you start cumming in her instead, and then having to start cumming in your pants again to attract more ladies.

[Shiroikage]

could have somebody cum in his pants for him

[Charismatic]

That's... pretty much what happens.

[Shiroikage]

or his ladies

[Charismatic]

GOD DAMN IT SHIROIKAGAY

[Zimbabwe Justice]

maybe it is my winning smile then

[Shiroikage]

this thread is stranger than I imagined it would be

[Ivve]

this thread is stranger than I imagined it would be

this thread is not as strange as i imagined it would be.

[Colenzo]

sometimes you just gotta fap

[Shiroikage]

Royale Ultra tissue, 45 minutes or so ago.

[Shiroikage]

Companion post is in the other thread.

[Conformity]

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