Duke Nukem Forever - Always bet on duok

[Correction]

NSFW:

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

Target shooting with topless chicks as the rewards. In this age of unlimited, free porn Gearbox has gone the route of 'unlock nudies with our game hurr hurr' and I think I'm about to buy a game from them for it.

Did I mention NSFW? A samping of the 'wallpapers' follows, while they last on imgur:

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[Qalbert]

idk if it was lagging or what, but I couldn't hit targets for shit

[Pikarya]

idk if it was lagging or what, but I couldn't hit targets for shit

Same, on a modern pc too <.<. Awesome idea though

[Raen Ryong]

I'm having no trouble whatsoever, as long as I don't make jerky movements. If you keep it smooth you can beat the girl's score by a good 3x.

[rezn0r]

http://twitter.com/#!/GearboxSoftwar...95691902939136

[Qalbert]

IS THIS REAL LIFE

[Ragnell]

IS THIS REAL LIFE

[Kaisha]

Would have been perfect if announced on the day of Rapture....

[Mjd]

I'm scared that the rapture will occur when DNF gets released

[Insanecyclone]

Hot damn

http://www.destructoid.com/duke-nuke...d-202336.phtml


Duke Nukem Forever: Fully Loaded comes with graphics card

PC games don't often get special editions like their console counterparts, so it's interesting to not only see Duke Nukem Forever get one, but get one that is uniquely designed to the platform. Duke Nukem Forever: Fully Loaded comes with a limited edition GTX 560 graphics card, you see.

Here's the full package:

Limited edition EVGA GeForce GTX 560 graphics card.
Art book.
Mousepad.
Belt buckle.
Duke Nukem Forever.
It's unique, I'll give 'em that. Especially when you consider the fact that you really, really won't need a new graphics card to play this game. At least if you're a big enough PC gamer to want this version.

[izembo]

what does that cost, $300?

[Insanecyclone]

Just got this email

Hello First Access Member,

As the launch date for Duke Nukem Forever approaches, we would like to offer a heartfelt thanks to you, the true believers who have already placed your bet on Duke with your pre-order, or Borderlands Game of the Year purchase. As a sign of our appreciation, Gearbox Software and 2K Games are thrilled to present every First Access Club member who has registered as of today the very first Duke Nukem Forever multiplayer downloadable add-on for free!* Surprise! Thank you again for all of your support. We're almost there.

Hail to the King, Baby!

[Guyverarmor]

Yeah, I need to go get my receipt re-printed at gamestop so I can get my access code. Cannot go today, will tomorrow and register for it

[Insanecyclone]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/a...-d-expect.aspx


Duke Nukem Forever Achievements Are What You'd Expect

Duke Nukem Forever launches on June 14 (apparently), and it looks like achievement hunters will have an easy time tallying most of the points. Gearbox has created 50 different achievements for this game, and most of them are tied to fun activities or things you'll probably do within the course of a normal playthrough. Here's a breakdown of all of the achievements, which will probably be the same for PlayStation trophies. A special thanks goes out to HK-47 for emailing me the list!

As always, here is your SPOILER alert!

Piece of Cake – Complete the single player campaign on easy (20g)
Let's Rock – Complete the single player campaign on normal (30g)
Come Get Some – Complete the single player campaign on hard (40g)
***, I'm Good – Complete the single player campaign on Insane (50g)
Extermination – Kill 50 aliens (25g)
Annihilation – Kill 100 aliens (40g)
Nuclear Devastation – Kill 250 aliens (50g)
Hippy-Stomper – Foot stomp 12 aliens (20g)
Judge, Jury, Executioner – Execute 20 aliens (20g)
Trapper – Kill 10 aliens with trip mines (20g)
Freeze Well! – Kill 15 frozen aliens (20g)
Road Rage – Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck (20g)
Fork the Pork – Kill 6 aliens with the forklift (10g)
Dead Useful – Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives (15g)
Downtown Barrel Beatdown – Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects (15g)
Duke Angry, Duke Smash! – Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids (20g)
Noms – Eat 10 pieces of food (10g)
On the Noggin – Achieve 30 headshots (25g)
Natural Disaster 3x – Kill 3 aliens at once (10g)
FBT – Get knocked down 10 times (10g)
Turd Burglar – Find and steal a piece of poop (10g)
I Need a Towel – Get hit by 10 Pregnator Bombs (10g)
Baron Von Nukem – Shoot down 20 alien fighters (20g)
Sticky Bomb Like You – Put a trip mine on a live alien (10g)
Big Guns, Big Ships – Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships (10g)
Air-Duke – Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club (30g)
Balls of Steel – Earn 1,000,000 in pinball (25g)
Flagon of Chuckles – Drink a beer (5g)
Juiced – Take steroids (5g)
He's Got a Hologram – Use a Holoduke (5g)
Drawrings – Doodle something on the whiteboard (10g)
Substance Abuser – Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa (10g)
I Am All That Is Man – Discover all Ego cap awards (40g)
Gunslinger – Carry the gold pistol through the entire campaign (50g)
Special Thanks – Watch the credits all the way through (5g)
Bucket head – Find all 3 helmets (30g)
Call Waiting – Listen to all phone messages (25g)
Party Animal – Drink all of the beers in the strip club (10g)
Pescaphobe – Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level (10g)
Sunday, Black Sunday – Shoot down the blimp above the stadium (5g)
Nobody Likes A Whiner – Knock out the talent at the talk show (5g)
Lots of Whacking – Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club (25g)
Companion Barrel – Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop (10g)
One-Eyed Freak – Defeat the Cycloid (10g)
Pit Champion – Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas (10g)
Not Bad For A Human – Defeat the Alien Queen (40g)
A Good Dam Fight – Defeat the Battlelord at the Hoover Dam (25g)
Octacide – Defeat the Octaking (25g)
Bating The One-Eyed Worm – Defeat the Energy Leech (35g)
I Need A Date – Look at every page of a calendar (5g)

[6souls]

Demo codes have been e-mailed to First Access Members

[Kaisha]

Demo has convinced me to wait on a price-drop, or possibly get the PC version at a later date. Tried it on the PS3....

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and all I was greeted with was a shaky 30fps, low-rez textures reminiscent of Xbox1 era, shadow casting that only updated every 10 frames or so (extremely noticable on enemies/NPCs), and long load times for something that's running fully off the hard drive. Oh, and jaggies everywhere.

The FOV is also too zoomed in looking, makes me sick since I'm gaming from a foot away from my monitor. Perhaps I can find a working torrent and try it out on my PC instead, as there's no way it should be that bad on it.

I'm just hoping it's just a really rushed demo....

[Shojin]

The demo is a cream soda dream come true.

3 screens I took that pretty much sum it up

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[Qalbert]

requesting Tekki draw ragefaces in-game.

[Corrderio]

Downloading the demo now. Now if I could figure out how to make the money for the collectors edition.

[Fallyn]

Very disappointed by the demo. :/