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  1. #1
    Tagus
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    FFXI touched me... innapropriately

    We've all read the reports on the 18-hour PW fight inducing vomiting and the subsequent changes made by SE. In the spirit of this time-honored tradition of staring at something until you puke, I've got a question for the uber community of BG... or at least some fodder for the trolls. Do any of you have any embarrassingly stupid stories of how your real life was effected by this game?

    I'll begin.

    I actually suffered a slipped disc in my back from sitting in the same position for too long while leveling up my first job. I still suffer from infrequent bouts with sciatica due to the pathetic vertebrae in question pinching the nerve, and had to endure a month of physical therapy to reduce this.

    Has anyone had an experience similar to this? C'mon... I know you're out there. It's time to laugh again.

  2. #2
    Puppetmaster
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    Jho Stumps
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    Sargatanas

    I found the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with through FFXI, is that bad or good?

  3. #3
    Sea Torques
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumps View Post
    I found the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with through FFXI, is that bad or good?
    Depends, does she have a penis?

  4. #4
    Chram
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    Aegwynn

    Quote Originally Posted by Stumps View Post
    I found the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with through FFXI, is that bad or good?
    I know someone else who did the same, but instead, the woman is a stripper. He left behind a daughter in his home country, among other things.

    My taru has been laughed at. I find that the biggest offense

  5. #5
    Black Belt
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    Arthars Menethil
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    Chocobo
    FFXI Server
    Odin

    http://photos.friendster.com/photos/...691356524l.jpg

    me and my wife (i know her in FFXI dynamis beaucidine in 2005)

    yup there can be good moments....not all ingame girls have penis -_-

    http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3863852_n.jpg
    And yep! miniarthars popped!

  6. #6
    Black Guy from Predator.
    Uppity Negro
    Secret Admin

    The Immortal Bill Duke

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    She's hot, good find. Hmm, lets see if I have any...

    During the winter, my toes get cold.

  7. #7
    Relic Horn
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    Quetzalcoatl

    you got lucky, she's not ugly

  8. #8
    Chram
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    At least she doesn't look Korean

  9. #9
    Black Belt
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    Chocobo
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    Odin

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    At least she doesn't look Korean
    lmao i totally get what you meant XD

  10. #10
    E. Body
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    Fenrir

    My girlfriend plays FFXI with me, although we didn't meet in game. Does that count?

  11. #11
    RIDE ARMOR
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    I bought 6 computers so I could play my own party so I wouldn't have to stare at things for 18 hours.

  12. #12
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfish View Post
    I bought 6 computers so I could play my own party so I wouldn't have to stare at things for 18 hours.
    L2dualbox

  13. #13
    RIDE ARMOR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    L2dualbox
    Been there, done that. Software boxing isn't my thing. Lacks the finesse of indivudal control I get hardware boxing.

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    Sea Torques
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    Quetzalcoatl

    I really shouldn't add to this...

    I just recently had surgery for an umbilical hernia. I acquired the hernia following the January 22 bans, for I literally laughed at the idiots on my server owning themselves hard enough to rip my belly button...

    In the aftermath I was provided with 60 Vicodine, of which I used only 6, and a spiffy new scar. Thanks FFXI!

  15. #15
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phraust View Post
    I really shouldn't add to this...

    I just recently had surgery for an umbilical hernia. I acquired the hernia following the January 22 bans, for I literally laughed at the idiots on my server owning themselves hard enough to rip my belly button...

    In the aftermath I was provided with 60 Vicodine, of which I used only 6, and a spiffy new scar. Thanks FFXI!
    We have a winner

  16. #16
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
    Join Date
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    Windrunner

    fiance and I met through ff

    [edit] also got a mini tv to put next to my comp to make dualboxing easier....now that I don't play tv is collecting dust. :/

  17. #17
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitsuj View Post
    My girlfriend plays FFXI with me, although we didn't meet in game. Does that count?
    I came back in sept. cuz my GF at the time wanted me to play with her, but now she quit.

  18. #18
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phraust View Post
    I really shouldn't add to this...

    I just recently had surgery for an umbilical hernia. I acquired the hernia following the January 22 bans, for I literally laughed at the idiots on my server owning themselves hard enough to rip my belly button...

    In the aftermath I was provided with 60 Vicodine, of which I used only 6, and a spiffy new scar. Thanks FFXI!

  19. #19
    Hayleystrator
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    @Arthars: Damn!

    Aside from lost time with friends at weekend parties over the years, the only way FFXI has affected my real life is that I have 3 more computers than I would have if I didn't play. >_>

  20. #20
    Bagel
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    Cerberus

    How would you value these 3 items Arth:

    your Wife / Apoc / Kikoku ?

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