IM ON A BOAT! Well, i will be sunday.

[Azkarin2]

I want on a cruise for Spring Break in March (right after I'm on a Boat came out) and damnit I wanted to kill all the sorostitutes running around screaming the lyrics.

But I would recommend bringing a camel back for liquor. It allows you to easily carry a ton of liquor around and stays cold for a lot longer than anything else. Instead of mixing drinks every 20 minutes, do it once per few hours.

If you don't want to drink it straight, you can either buy a Coke pass ($30ish) and get cokes/sprites at bars or they have free juice bars (lemonady, fruit punch, etc) that you can go to on the top decks. Also, we smuggled beers on the boat by putting them in Coke cases and chick's purses (only time I've ever liked the big ass purses they carry, one of them actually fit a case).

[Nirokun!]

tylenol and something for migraines if you get those

i hate you, i've never been on a cruise

[Vajra]

You really need to drop the stupid SNL boat skit shit.

Fucking OLDE.

GET THE @!%$ UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!

[Julian]

Camera.

[ZarakiKujata]

Don't forget your nautical themed pashmina afghan

Also....

fuck you kiro.

Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaaaaaaid.

[Pendas]

Gambling Age is 18, Drinking Age is 21 for Boats. So yeah, Happy Gambling

[Abandon]

Anything to helps you deal with seasickness. Nothing funnier than to watch people get underway with me on my boat and see them get sick and puke over the sides.

Camera.

You shouldn't need any sleeping aid. Sleeping on a boat in the ocean = best sleep everrrr.
9/10 sailors recommend it.

[gamez]

Check which flag your boat is sailing under, google laws for that country, don't get raped.