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  1. 2009-05-07 18:13 #1
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    Chuch

    When I was in high school, I had an opportunity to go to chuch with some friends. This wasn't an ordinary Sunday, no, as I would nevar forget and neither should you.

    So the sermon starts like a choo-choo train and ends up like a roaring locomotive. The pastor would begin in a slow drawl, then get warmed up and jerk back and forth over the subject matter like a stutterer gone wild:

    Pastor: We.... know.... today... arrhhh... um... I said WEEEE.... know..... THAT [silence] ahhh....JESUS ....

    chuch:AMEN!

    Pastor: ahhh, CAME DOWN....

    chuch: Yes, Amen!

    Pastor: I said CAME DOWNNNNNNNNNN

    chuch: Go on!

    Pastor: He CAME-ON-DOWN-AND-LED-THE-PEOPLE-OF-JERU-SALEM-AMEN!

    Pastor: (Like bullets from an atillery round) It's so good AMEN to know God AMEN and I tell you AMEN only come AMEN to God yourself AMEN and there will be AMEN no turning back AMEN AMEN AMEN! Can I get an AMEN?

    chuch: AMEN!

    inb4 krye calling me a nigger by assocation
  2. 2009-05-07 18:17 #2
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    Is chuch, church for black people?
  3. 2009-05-07 18:18 #3
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    You cock blocking son of a bitch.
  4. 2009-05-07 19:32 #4
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    Chuyu*
  5. 2009-05-07 21:35 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Is chuch, church for black people?
    nah, black pedophiles don't exist. They just rape fully grown people afaik.
  6. 2009-05-07 21:39 #6
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    well atleast you spelled church wrong
  7. 2009-05-07 23:19 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    nah, black pedophiles don't exist. They just rape fully grown people afaik.
    hi