What the fuck, Snapple?

[fren.]

What happened to Lemon Iced Tea? all the stores near my house and workplace carry this other garbage called "Lemon Tea." Tastes like shit, googling did nothing, where has it gone?

[kuronosan]

They replaced it with Tin Apples.

[Delta_9]

They replaced it with Tin Apples.

oh god I want to end myself for smiling at that so quickly

[Ruiner]

THEY GOT BETTER STUFF

[Jaybar]

Outsourced their shit to HFCS?!

[Tricen]

Why does the phrase "Tin Apple" sound so familiar?

EDIT: IS SN the components of tin or something?

[Jaybar]

Why does the phrase "Tin Apple" sound so familiar?

EDIT: IS SN the components of tin or something?

Yes. It's the chemical element for Stannum (Latin, of course).

[Siniroth]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/snapple.jpg

[Not Kuno]

I'm pretty sure all that has HSFC in it so.. no thanks. Drink some Fresca.

[Seraph]

Mineral Water. From the tap. Tonight!

[TacoTaru]

Tahoe is west of LA? Bullshit Snapple.

[Kaisha]

You still had some there recently? I haven't seen Snapple in my area (Ontario, Canada) in yeeeeears.

The thing I'm going to miss soon drink-wise here is Sobe. Loved their line of drinks, used to be in every other convenience shop (usually sporting 3 of the bazillion flavours), and now I can't find it anywhere aside from this one specific shop within a big-ass mall.

[Dench]

I was going to say the same thing.. I really didn't think Snapple was a viable company any longer until I saw a commercial recently.

Even the last time I had a Snapple, which was a while ago, I thought it tasted different and not good.

[Kohan]

I was going to say the same thing.. I really didn't think Snapple was a viable company any longer until I saw a commercial recently.

Even the last time I had a Snapple, which was a while ago, I thought it tasted different and not good.

Snapple changed hands several times in recent years, and the first people who purchased the brand stupidly discontinued the incredibly effective Snapple commercials. That's why everyone forgot about them.

The brand's actually been around longer than most of this forum's posters have been alive, though.

[Dimmauk]

Fruit Punch, Peach Tea, and Mango Madness were awesome!!

[Kohan]

As an aside...

I'm pretty sure all that has HSFC in it so.. no thanks. Drink some Fresca.

Snapple doesn't contain HFCS anymore. If you find a bottle which does, it's an old one.

[ZarakiKujata]

Snapple is around, and they've eliminated all HFCS from their products if their newest ad campaign is to be believed and replaced with sugar/better quality teas etc.

It's a shame they stopped their 30 Rock advertising since that was one of their best running gags, and Tina Fey's character's name is a play on Snapple drinks too..

[Rafbacca]

I once found two dead bodies in the lot of the original Snapple Factory in Brooklyn

[Zalius]

THEY GOT BETTER STUFF

BETTER STUFF

[Ragnell]

I once found two dead bodies in the lot of the original Snapple Factory in Brooklyn

Where don't you find bodies in brooklyn?