So I'm at the library

[Colenzo]

I wish I had a job at the library

[Shiroikage]

He was writing a term paper, and he needed 10-20 books, but the renovations at the library kept him from taking him out. He got a bunch of friends to walk through the sensors to mess everything up and cause a commotion, and then he walked through while the sensors were going off with a bag full of history books.

[Ryko]

Hang out on college humor, theyre doing an all nighter.

[Colenzo]

omw

[Shiroikage]

So, he's writing the paper and decides he needs a reference book. That's even more hassle. The guy decides that he'll dress like a librarian (whatever the fuck that even means) and try to take the reference book out. He dresses up and walks into the library and fucks around behind the desk. While he's behind the desk somebody asks him for help, and he acts as if he actually knows what he's doing. After sitting around acting like what he thinks a librarian acts like, he grabs the reference book and walks out of the library with it and somehow makes it past the sensors.

[Shiroikage]

He just used the opposite of the two scams to return the books, though. No fancy tricks there.

[Colenzo]

im on the live chat

[Colenzo]

that was boring as fuck

[Shiroikage]

honk honk

[Ryko]

that was boring as fuck

Only good it was that it reminded me of the only good nickelback song ever.

[_chuchu]

It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win

[Conrad]

I'M BACK WITH MORE WITTY STEREOTYPICAL SAYINGS

[Conrad]

THEIR CHESTS ARE FLATTER THAN NEBRASKA

MORE AT 11

[Conrad]

university library night desk?

i had that job

It's only a position during finals, and people are uppity as fuck around here right now. Adderall and caffeine addicts abound; it's 2 AM and there's still a ton of people here.

[Conrad]

Someone's phone just went off, and it was the Fresh Prince theme song.

Oh Will Smith, you bring nothing but light and happiness in such dark times.

[Shiroikage]

Been overwhelmed by minorities yet?

[Conrad]

Not yet, one of the girls I'm working with is telling me of all the evils of genetically modified food though.

Also the printers broke and no one's available to fix them until the morning, so people are flipping the fuck out and there's literally nothing I can do about it

[TheShadyMan]

Refer them to the tech support desk on the third floor.

[Conrad]

Honestly, I don't give a fuck if they can't print out their study guides for their finals, that's what computer monitors were built for.

[Shiroikage]

Sounds like it's a good time so far.

Why do so many people go to the library to study? It's usually more distracting.