So I'm at the library

[Shiroikage]

That is pretty fantastic.

[Conrad]

I'm glad you understood the joke, being Canadian and all.

[Shiroikage]

Canadians know all about America. We're like Puerto Ricans if Kuya is any indication.

[Conrad]

But you pay deference to the queen

[Conrad]

And we warred because we had a king

[Shiroikage]

The queen can suck my dick.

[Conrad]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

[Conrad]

I read somewhere that 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border.

[Conrad]

Or maybe I saw it on an episode of Pop-Up Video.

[Conrad]

So many people here are clearly tweaking on Adderall. It's such a bullshit way of studying, and I'm glad I never needed to earn my grades with drugs.

[Conrad]

In fact I saw someone's cheat sheet crumpled up in my apartment building the other day with a bunch of math formulas written on it. Ew

When I say cheating, you say sucks
Cheating
(Sucks)
Cheating
(Sucks.)

[Shiroikage]

Only performance enhancing drug I need is Effexor XR.

[Conrad]

What a buzzkill.

[Shiroikage]

Cheating sucks.

[Conrad]

I drink whisky cause I like the taste
You think it's bitter but I say it's great
I also drink whisky and I smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars

[Shiroikage]

Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single, Double, Triple, Home run
For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy
He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve

[Conrad]

I love the word cunthole, it's so redundantly fun to say.

[Shiroikage]

It's actually my favourite part of the song.

[Conrad]

There you go again, adding Us where they don't belong. Listen, if you want to be a part of the British Empire again, just go ask the queen. I'm sure she'll say yes after you're done kissing her ass (even more than you do now).

[Shiroikage]

Encyclopaedia.