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    Shoot the Banker

    Hopefully I don't fail at searching. Friend showed me this link at work this morning... was a good way to kill some time and get a chuckle.

    ShootTheBanker

    It's a live webcam with a paintball gun attached that let's you shoot a jerk in a suit while he insults you (you input your name prior to shooting).

    He likes getting calls, too, his number is (303)-834-9749 which he has given out several times since I opened his page.

    Not sure how long he's doing it for but it has apparently been going on for the whole week.

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    Lovely piece of performance art. I suspect the gun is low on ammo, or it's just misfiring a lot.

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    lol notice how a lot of the shots are at his crotch.

    This has to be a business stunt.

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    13 minutes. This fuck is gonna get it.

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    Times up but theres still like 25 people. D:

    Gay he went behind it for my turn. Boo

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    Meh someone was controlling it when it was supposedly my turn.

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    Godddddd I wanna do this now.

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    boooo he left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Meh someone was controlling it when it was supposedly my turn.
    Same thing for me, waited 10 minutes timer went to 0 still said there were 12 people ahead of me and I never got control and he never said my name...

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    Dang, that sucks. I wasn't having any issues when the waiting line wasn't too long. =\

    I called him on my break for shits and giggles, he didn't pick up the phone but by the time I got back to my computer he was leaving someone a rude voicemail and it turned out to be him returning my call lol.

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    looooool i nailed him on the hand. awsome. totally doing this again.

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    Wtf I don't even get a count down timer.

    I just keep getting:

    "Connecting to the gun..." at the top left corner

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    Someone just called in and Rick Rolled him.

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    Just called and couldn't think of anything to say so I asked him what song was playing, he got off the phone and was like, "I'm not iTunes" on the webcam. >_>

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    Oh man this is hilarious to watch it feels like something out of Adult Swim (thats good that is)

    Edit: Couldn't move the damn gun but I could fire it... gahhh

    Edit2: haha I called and asked his name which was Banker E {extraordinary}. Moneybags. I thought he hung up on me afterwards so I also hung up but apprently he didn't and said border control got me XD

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    lol someone shot the janitor in the leg and he fell to the floor

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    Son of a bitch, they remove the paint balls just as my turn came up, so I made it shoot air. >.<

    Thanks for the links anyhow, some of the best cheap laughs I've had in awhile.

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    lol anyone hear the guy who said he was John McCain on their phone?
    Spoiler: show
    "I'm John McCain."
    "What do you like best about our president?"
    awkward pause
    "NiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerN iggerNiggerNiggerNigger"

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