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  1. #21
    Sponsored by Orton
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    Valefor

    Question: We feel that the Buffalo Blitz is too suck-tastic. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

    Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Buffalo Blitz because you have yet to accept Altana as your one true god.

    ROFL

  2. #22

    Question: We feel that Leaping Lizzie is too overpowered. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine?

    Answer: We will take that back with us to the Deathstar.

  3. #23
    RIDE ARMOR
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    Fenrir

    oh wow:

    Question: We feel that Cheese Sandwich is too hard. Can you please explain why GM armor is red?

    Answer: The person in charge of Cheese Sandwich is in the middle of a bukkake.

    i lol'ed

  4. #24
    Melee Summoner
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    Alexander

    Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too neglected. Can you please fix it?

    Answer: We will take that back with us to the doctor's office.

    Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too overcamped. Can you please tell us you fixed it, when you actually did nothing?

    Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Blue Mage unless asked by a Japanese Player.

    Lol!

  5. #25
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    lol awesome

  6. #26
    This isnt going so well guys.
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    Bahamut

    Question: We feel that Doctor Shantotto is too ignored by the developers. Can you please ignore it?

    Answer: We cannot answer questions about Doctor Shantotto with information that players want to hear about.

  7. #27
    Ridill
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    Septimus Atumre
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    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Question: We feel that Sea is too Cheese Sandwich. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

    Answer: Sea is working as Cheese Sandwich.

    I know that the update is good when I fear that this might be the one that causes Square to try to assassinate me. After this one, I think that were I to go to the next Fan Fest, Sundi would slip behind me and snap my neck.

  8. #28
    Canada
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    Mlle Skjie
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    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Madoran

    Question: We feel that Black Mage is too buttery. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai?

    Answer: The person in charge of Black Mage was killed by angry villagers for being a witch.

    Why yes, Black Mage is too buttery.

    Clicking Ask again too many times. Fiancée hates you both, Septimus and Kuno.

  9. #29
    Hydra
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    Leviathan

    We feel that Level Sync is too nauseating. Can you please hit your JP Button to magically fix it?

    Answer: We will take that back with us to Dick Cheney's underground bunker.


    Question: We feel that Clamming is too delicious. Can you please refuse to answer the question?

    Answer: Clamming is working as commended.

    A+ would generate again.

  10. #30
    Official Nannyman of Nikkei's Harem
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    Gilgamesh

    We feel that Paladin is too fair. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai?

    We cannot answer questions about Paladin for it would disgrace our honor.


    Yeah, I have to agree. Creepy realism here.

  11. #31

    Question: We feel that CoP is too easy. Can you please tell everyone complaining about it to shut up?

    Answer: The person in charge of CoP was set on fire.

    One can only hope.

  12. #32

    Question: We feel that Scholar is too overpowered. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine?

    Answer: The person in charge of Scholar is testifying about steroid use in front of Congress.

  13. #33
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    Quetzalcoatl

    Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too perfectly fine. Can you please make a video showing how to do it right that doesn't show us anything worthwhile?

    Answer: The person in charge of Pandemonium Warden is currently on Earth-3.

  14. #34
    RIDE ARMOR
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    Bismarck

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuroko View Post
    oh wow:

    Question: We feel that Cheese Sandwich is too hard. Can you please explain why GM armor is red?

    Answer: The person in charge of Cheese Sandwich is in the middle of a bukkake.

    i lol'ed
    roflmao nice

  15. #35
    Melee Summoner
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    Odin

    I know I'm a lil late on this but I had to post. This generator caused me to actually lol, like a lot. I can't remember when I laughed so hard last. The frontpage news is always fantastic, but seriously you outdid yourselves on this one. /salute.

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