Don't you dare go to prom or god will smite you

[Konohamaru]

lol @ carry

wasn't sure where to post this but it seems on topic here.

Lancaster County high school hands out shot glasses as prom favors - PennLive.com

high school near where i live

[Valor]

It might be some sort of lifestyle agreement they sign upon attending; I know there's a super Christian college near mine that has something like that.

It is very likely this is true. Unfortunately, signing something doesn't make it a legally binding document or enforceable in court. Many things that we sign on a regular basis, wouldn't actually stand up when challenged. The creators of these things just assume that we won't challenge it and that we will take our ass-fucking standing up and without lube. Regardless, it would be an interesting case for sure.

[Colenzo]

Someone irrelevant in Ohio said something silly and it is kind of related to Christianity! Not passing up this chance to make a Christianity bashing thread!

Fucking Christianity. I feel good.

I grew up in a christian family, not being involved with halloween sucked dick.

[miokomioko]

It is very likely this is true. Unfortunately, signing something doesn't make it a legally binding document or enforceable in court. Many things that we sign on a regular basis, wouldn't actually stand up when challenged. The creators of these things just assume that we won't challenge it and that we will take our ass-fucking standing up and without lube. Regardless, it would be an interesting case for sure.

Specifically because anyone signing something like this is a minor which completely voids the contract, verbal or written. Even guardians signing on their behalf can not hold any water whatsoever once the minor decides to void it. Minors simply cannot by bound by contracts. This is a most annoying issue when it comes to 17 year or younger models and their model releases...

[Tomk]

Religion was totally the reason why I didn't go to my prom.... Totally.... I had bitches wanting me left and right.... So getting a date wasn't the reason.... nope, it was religion..... That's right.


Honestly, it's something that you should do but in no way is it the end all be all that it is made out to be. You'll have plenty of time to party and most likely won't care about High School much once you're out.

[Shiroikage]

if rock isn't doing that ^^^ then it's not really rock, tbh.

anything else is just pop music w/ an electric guitar.

Don't think you've got folk cased properly.

[Valor]

I had sex with my date to Senior Prom.

7 years after we graduated.

Are you sure you want to post that on the internet? Jesus might take your diploma back and use it to start the fire underneath your feet in hell once you get there... unless of course you were already married at this point (to this same girl) and promise not to have enjoyed it.

[Xno Kappa]

I think it's pretty common sense how rock music has had such an negative influence on our teens rejecting Jesus. I applaud this school's effort for denying their students the devil's temptation and can only pray the rest of this country can follow suit.

[Jefe]

Eh, one of my friend's mother would say that I liked satanic music, it was Rage Against the Machine IIRC lol.

[Vuitton]

lmao, fuck prom. Just another school dance that is over hyped. School dances are so lame. Whats the big deal? I skipped my prom and couldn't care less 8 years later. In fact, I couldn't care less about anyone I went to high school with. Although they're finding me on facebook now which makes me lulz and roll my eyes. As if I would accept their friend request just because we went to high school together almost a decade ago.

Teenagers are having sex and getting drunk way before prom, which is what prom is hyped up to be these days. So truly nothing special at all.

[Tyche]

This may be a stupid question, but were you out of the closet in high school? (you're gay iirc?)

[Belkin]

lol I remember reading that Kono...Where do you live around Lancaster? o_O

[Vuitton]

This may be a stupid question, but were you out of the closet in high school? (you're gay iirc?)

Yeah, I was out of the closet. Now, I wasn't out in a flaming look at me I am gay and I want attention for it out. However, it was known I liked guys.

I attended several dances that year including winter formal and tolo (and I went with girls!), but I decided from those experiences that high school dances were boring.

I was going to raves and night clubs at the time as well (raves were still cool back in the day), so I think I had a better understanding of fun at the time compared to my peers.

[miokomioko]

I had a better understanding of fun

Oh come on. You can't be serious.

[Vuitton]

Oh come on. You can't be serious.

Lets slow dance in our ugly dresses and tuxes and then go binge drink at a hotel and attempt to have sex if I don't get whiskey dick?

I was dancing all night to internationally known DJs and using fake IDs to get into clubs to party and find guys to go home with.

I think I had a better idea of how to have fun compared to my high school peers.

[miokomioko]

I wrote and backspaced a number of things here and decided I couldn't say anything without some ad-hominem in it. So...

You are so retarded.

I may as well reply with something like: "at that age, I had a way better idea of what gender to have sex with than you." as it would be about as legitimate as what you're saying.

[TheShadyMan]

Funny thing, if you can't state an argument without using ad hominem, then that means you're wrong.

[TheShadyMan]

Or stupid.

Ad hominem!

[Cyn]

I agree with Vuitton and I'm straight, so I'm not sure what it has to do with sexual orientation.

High school dances really were boring, and raves were tons of fun.

[miokomioko]

My ad-hominem was seperated from my argument for that reason. I just had to have it in there for the flavor. Yum.

I think you guys don't understand the term "fun" and how it's completely and utterly subjective, no matter how much absurd elitism you advertise regarding it.