lol dumb question but just curious (Semen)

[Colenzo]

This is the most accurate answer. Sperm do not simply "die" once they hit air. In fact, this kind of misconception is applied to a lot of things (such as germs on a public toilet seat), and is part of the reason people get sick "unexpectedly."

Furthermore, if they're in a wet, warm environment (e.g., a closed up condom), they'll live a little longer. Roughly forty-five minutes to an hour is the estimated lifespan, but again, ideal conditions can result in a slightly longer lifespan. Once they've gone through the cervix, they can survive for up to one full week, and every day they live is a potential day for fertilization.

So glad I dont have a vagina.

[Metah]

So glad I dont have a vagina.

I hear that

[Jodwahh]

Fuck bitches, get money.

I do believe you forgot to smoke trees my good man.

[Headspace]

Sperm live longer on her stomach, start going off on there.

[_chuchu]

Cream, I must know whether or not you came or pre-came into her mouth, deep kissed, and then performed oral sex on her?

[Mansin]

Loveline Audio Highlights

Go there and click on "Alex, an NFL Player with a problem".

Apparently it's a common practice for sluts that bang NFL players. The guy said he came out of the bathroom afterward and the female in question was inserting the used condom inside herself.
tl;dr yes

[Colenzo]

damn women will do anything for child support

[Gregorio]

Serious answer(lol I know), but yes you're still responsible, and yes child laws are horribly biased against men.

This. I've heard about horror stories of girls suing sperm doners for child support and winning...not sure if that's just an urban legend but with some of the crazy shit I've seen as lawsuits I wouldn't doubt it.

[Kiro]

M.O.B.

[_chuchu]

This. I've heard about horror stories of girls suing sperm doners for child support and winning...not sure if that's just an urban legend but with some of the crazy shit I've seen as lawsuits I wouldn't doubt it.

FOXNews.com - Pennsylvania Court Orders Sperm Donor to Lesbian Couple to Pay Child Support - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.
A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.
"I'm unaware of any other state appellate court that has found that a child has, simultaneously, three adults who are financially obligated to the child's support and are also entitled to visitation," said New York Law School professor Arthur S. Leonard, an expert on sexuality and the law.
But Frampton, 60, of Indiana, Pennsylvania, died suddenly of a stroke in March, leaving lawyers involved in the case with different theories about how his death may affect the precedent-setting case.
Jodilynn Jacob, 33, and Jennifer Lee Shultz-Jacob, 48, moved in together as a couple in 1996, and were granted a civil-union license in Vermont in 2002. In addition to conceiving the two children with the help of Frampton — a longtime friend of Shultz-Jacob's — Jacob also adopted her brother's two older children, now 12 and 13

But the women's relationship fell apart, and Jacob and the children moved out of their Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, home in February 2006.
Shortly afterward, a court awarded her about $1,000 a month in support from Shultz-Jacob. Shultz-Jacob later lost an effort to have the court force Frampton to contribute support — a decision that the Superior Court overturned April 30.
Jacob, who now lives in Harrisburg, said Frampton provided some financial support over the years and gradually took a greater interest in the children.
"Part of the decision came down because he was so involved with them," Jacob said Wednesday. "It wasn't that he went to the (sperm) bank and that was it. They called him Papa."
The process was very informal — Jacob was inseminated at home.
In his written opinion requiring Frampton to help pay for the child's support, Superior Court Judge John T.J. Kelly Jr. noted that Frampton spent thousands of dollars on the children, including purchases of toys and clothing.
The children knew he was their biological father, but Frampton opposed the effort to compel support from him.
"We made the argument that, according to Pennsylvania law as it stands, there can really only be two adult individuals that can be held liable for support in a child-custody case," said Frampton's lawyer, Matthew Aaron Smith.
Shultz-Jacob's lawyer, Heather Z. Reynosa, wants Frampton's support obligation to be made retroactive to when Jacob first filed for support. Frampton's Social Security survivor benefits may also help reduce Shultz-Jacob's monthly obligation.
It is unclear how the child-support guidelines, which assume two parents, will be adapted to account for three parents.
"That's what's going to be interesting, because there's not a whole lot of guidance out there," Reynosa said.
The state Supreme Court is currently considering a similar case, in which a sperm donor wants to enforce a promise made by the mother that he would not have to be involved in the child's life. That biological father was ordered to pay $1,520 in monthly support.
About two-thirds of states have adopted versions of the Uniform Parentage Act that can shield sperm donors from being forced to assume parenting responsibilities. Pennsylvania has no such law.

obligatory:

fox news

lol

[grantlogan]

Fuck bitches, spend money on child support.

Fixed to reflect current situation.

[Klutz]

Thought this was going to be another "does pineapple juice make me jizz taste better?" threads.

[Serif]

My friend brought this up once.

He said he was reading a book and the author said to bring hot sauce and after you nut in the condom and take it to the bathroom to pour hot sauce in the condom.

Voila~

[Kohan]

My friend brought this up once.

He said he was reading a book and the author said to bring hot sauce and after you nut in the condom and take it to the bathroom to pour hot sauce in the condom.

Voila~

Though that would be a great way to burn the hell out of the moron stealing your jizz, if you're already going to go to the bathroom, you may as well just rinse out the contents of the condom. At that point, toss the empty, washed, used one out. Problem truly solved.

As a side note, the reason hot sauce -- or specifically, Tabasco and like brands -- will work is due to vinegar being a natural, acidic spermicide. So, if you just want to make doubly sure there's nothing left alive, vinegar alone should be fine. Even then, there is a tiny chance that someone could get something useful out of it, but it's incredibly minuscule.

[hagun]

Dawg, you in deep trouble. If The Crush teaches us anything, it's that your ass is in trouble. Move to Mexico, copmared to biteches like that, the swine flu ain't so bad.

[Colenzo]

Though that would be a great way to burn the hell out of the moron stealing your jizz, if you're already going to go to the bathroom, you may as well just rinse out the contents of the condom. At that point, toss the empty, washed, used one out. Problem truly solved.

As a side note, the reason hot sauce -- or specifically, Tabasco and like brands -- will work is due to vinegar being a natural, acidic spermicide. So, if you just want to make doubly sure there's nothing left alive, vinegar alone should be fine. Even then, there is a tiny chance that someone could get something useful out of it, but it's incredibly minuscule.

then you will have her thinking "holy shit was his cock bleeding" when she sees the jizzbasco sauce

[miokomioko]

Jizzbasco. omg

[Drex]

The real point of using hot sauce instead of just rinsing out the condom is to burn the hell out of her vag if she tries to use your sperm. Then you know she's a crazy bitch (via piercing scream) and can gtfo.

[Vuitton]

I prefer semen to be swallowed. Maybe I am old fashion.

[Cyn]

I prefer semen to be swallowed. Maybe I am old fashion.

This is what God intended obviously.