lol dumb question but just curious (Semen)

[Headspace]

This is what God intended obviously.

Except in his case.

[Vuitton]

Make it the eleventh commandment.

11. If thou are not married, then thou shall swallow thy partner's semen.

[Metah]

Make it the eleventh commandment.

11. If thou are not married, then thou shall swallow thy partner's semen.

I'll get my best commandment writers on it

[Sol-Blackguy]

This thread makes me so glad I'm getting that vasectomy...

[Serif]

This thread makes me so glad I'm getting that vasectomy...

Never understood why in the hell people get this unless they already had children.

/opens can of worms

[Ragnell]

Some dont want kids

[Antithesis]

Some dont want kids

But apparently there is a very very thin line between no wanting children and wanting money.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Never understood why in the hell people get this unless they already had children.

/opens can of worms

I've got 2 and no further desire to have more kids.

[Zalius]

Never understood why in the hell people get this unless they already had children.

/opens can of worms

some people dont want kids

[Ragnell]

some people dont want kids

sure was 3 posts ago around here

[Zalius]

sure was 3 posts ago around here

dont get jealous

[Khamsin]

What if the girl took a hypodermic needle, filled the syringe with your jizz and commited Spermicide, would you get in trouble?

What if the girl strapped you to a rusty old examination table in her basement, with only a single bright hanging lamp swinging above you for light, and cut open your nutsack, pulled out your balls, and stuffed them directly into her vagina.

Would you be legally responsible?

[Ivve]

What if the girl strapped you to a rusty old examination table in her basement, with only a single bright hanging lamp swinging above you for light, and cut open your nutsack, pulled out your balls, and stuffed them directly into her vagina.

Would you be legally responsible?

Short answer: yes, because real mean don't allow themselves to be submissive and get strapped down.

[Darus Grey]

What if the girl strapped you to a rusty old examination table in her basement, with only a single bright hanging lamp swinging above you for light, and cut open your nutsack, pulled out your balls, and stuffed them directly into her vagina.

Would you be legally responsible?

Serious answer(lol I know...again) yes, as a male you are legally responsible for any children your DNA conceives regardless of circumstances(and these laws are still horribly biased against men).

[Sol-Blackguy]

Serious answer(lol I know...again) yes, as a male you are legally responsible for any children your DNA conceives regardless of circumstances(and these laws are still horribly biased against men).

That's only half true, a change of venue can work miracles. My ex-wife had judge "Lifetime-chanel-watching-Nancy-Grace" over in her home town that cried along with her little bullshit lies. I got thrown in contempt of court without anything so much as an opposing statement. I finally broke down and used my legal insurance and my attorney's first response was "She's got the judge wrapped around her finger, you need to have the trial in your city." The next trial in my city, she pulled the same bullshit and the judge ordered the bailiff to escort her out to settle down and moved on the the next trials until she felt ready to talk to him like an adult.

[Conformity]

Serif is correct about the hotsauce in the condom, It kills the sperm in the condom and causes them some uncomfortability that will become immediately noticeable by yourself should you be in a 100 yard vicinity. I would recommend some Tom Leykis to you guys as well if you want to learn more tips of the trade.

Also, a note to Serif regarding vasectomies:

nigga, vasectomies give the power of birth to you, so no stupid hooka can take you to court over 20 minutes of ecstasy. Condoms are only 86% effective (Chapter 4: How Effective Are Condoms?, Population Reports, Series H, Number 9). Also, you cannot trust a slut that says she is on birth control, a lot of women are not disciplined enough to take the pill regularly and on time. So if you want to control your own destiny you must go and do the damn thing yourself and get a vasectomy and then throw some of yo niggaz in cryogenic freezing so YOU can decide when YOU wanna have lil niggaz.

[Darus Grey]

That's only half true, a change of venue can work miracles. My ex-wife had judge "Lifetime-chanel-watching-Nancy-Grace" over in her home town that cried along with her little bullshit lies. I got thrown in contempt of court without anything so much as an opposing statement. I finally broke down and used my legal insurance and my attorney's first response was "She's got the judge wrapped around her finger, you need to have the trial in your city." The next trial in my city, she pulled the same bullshit and the judge ordered the bailiff to escort her out to settle down and moved on the the next trials until she felt ready to talk to him like an adult.

Some judges and juries have more brains than others, but by the law you're responsible regardless, since most judges in my experience are literalists, it means in some whacky pregnency case the odds are significantly against the man, always.

[Sho]

That's only half true, a change of venue can work miracles. My ex-wife had judge "Lifetime-chanel-watching-Nancy-Grace" over in her home town that cried along with her little bullshit lies. I got thrown in contempt of court without anything so much as an opposing statement. I finally broke down and used my legal insurance and my attorney's first response was "She's got the judge wrapped around her finger, you need to have the trial in your city." The next trial in my city, she pulled the same bullshit and the judge ordered the bailiff to escort her out to settle down and moved on the the next trials until she felt ready to talk to him like an adult.

Haha, wow. Change of venue ftw. Heard something similar to this this to a friend a while back.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Some judges and juries have more brains than others, but by the law you're responsible regardless, since most judges in my experience are literalists, it means in some whacky pregnency case the odds are significantly against the man, always.

Most of the wacky stuff can be situational at times but still referred upon by famous past cases. It's true that the legal system is unbalanced but actually in the favor of men, we're held more accountable because we're supposed to be more responsible. Shit still needs to be updated if women still want to cry for equal rights. The irony is that when it hits the fan, I bet they'd rather go back to being seen as feeble and inferior so the men with their evil penises can be at fault.

Haha, wow. Change of venue ftw. Heard something similar to this this to a friend a while back.

I didn't think it would help, but it took me about 30 minutes to wipe the smile off my face after the end result. There's some biased judges out there and the legal system is pretty fucked up from what my aunt tells me.

[Darus Grey]

Most of the wacky stuff can be situational at times but still referred upon by famous past cases. It's true that the legal system is unbalanced but actually in the favor of men, we're held more accountable because we're supposed to be more responsible. Shit still needs to be updated if women still want to cry for equal rights. The irony is that when it hits the fan, I bet they'd rather go back to being seen as feeble and inferior so the men with their evil penises can be at fault.

What do you mean when? That's how it already is, women want the benefits of "being a man" with none of the downsides and the benefits of "being a woman", so they can chastise men for not treating them equal and then abuse "femaninity"(which they were just fighting against) to get what they want. I don't blame them, it's an awesome strategy, but as a man I can't help but feel ashamed of my brothers...equality is bullshit, gender relations are a battle(and we should play to win).