Benny Hinn

[Sol-Blackguy]

Get this guy a guitarists, drummer, and some pyrotechnics so he can charge for admission.

[Seanr]

Hinn also appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network in October 1999 to claim that God had given him a vision that thousands of dead people would be resurrected after watching the network -- laying out a scenario of people placing their dead loved ones' hands on TV screens tuned into the station

Mutherfucker is the greatest troll to have ever lived.

[Sho]

I've had this mind set since forever that Benny Hinn is flinging a very light mixture of Chloroform at people to make them fall like that.

[Cyn]

I've had this mind set since forever that Benny Hinn is flinging a very light mixture of Chloroform at people to make them fall like that.

Or he's flinging people's own ignorance back at them.

[Blarg]

Hinn's powers vs this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

[Sol-Blackguy]

You guys are acting like you never heard of the holy ghost. It's more of a southern baptist thing where people get so excited they feint, flop around on the ground and start speaking in tongue. Kind of like a massive bible-gasm that you can only release during church. I filled some community service as a Deacon which must have just meant "bouncer in white gloves." I basically had to drag out anyone having the holy ghost and throw some water on their faces.

[Sho]

You guys are acting like you never heard of the holy ghost. It's more of a southern baptist thing where people get so excited they feint, flop around on the ground and start speaking in tongue. Kind of like a massive bible-gasm that you can only release during church. I filled some community service as a Deacon which must have just meant "bouncer in white gloves." I basically had to drag out anyone having the holy ghost and throw some water on their faces.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a Christian and know all about the Holy Ghost and bouncing around, speaking in tongues aand what not-- I see it from time to time when I go to a church. What I don't understand is how ol boy can be simply touching people (or flicking his arm and wrist directly at them), and they are knocked out stone cold on the floor for a long period of time. If you breathe the vapors of Chloroform or touched with it, the exact same sensation will happen to you, and you'll be on the ground for a few mins afterwards.

While I love my faith, it's TV shows like his that makes me doubt a few aspects of it at times.

[thestalkmore]

Don't get me wrong, I'm a Christian and know all about the Holy Ghost and bouncing around, speaking in tongues aand what not-- I see it from time to time when I go to a church. What I don't understand is how ol boy can be simply touching people (or flicking his arm and wrist directly at them), and they are knocked out stone cold on the floor for a long period of time. If you breathe the vapors of Chloroform or touched with it, the exact same sensation will happen to you, and you'll be on the ground for a few mins afterwards.

While I love my faith, it's TV shows like his that makes me doubt a few aspects of it at times.

You're totally right, Holy Ghost seizures are reasonable and understandable but Holy Ghost knockout punches aren't.

[Sho]

You're totally right, Holy Ghost seizures are reasonable and understandable but Holy Ghost knockout punches aren't.

Within reason yes, but from someone else as a direct medium, rather than from straight preaching, it's ehhh... It should be alright to believe in one thing but not both, especially when it comes from TV. Also it should be known that Benny Hinn has falsely predicted things in the past a number of times, making something like this even more iffy to other believers.

Hay though, dude is saving millions of people all the time however, it's all good rite?

[Dimmauk]

Benny Hinn reminds me of Kali Ma

YouTube - Kali Ma


I used to watch Benny Hinn when I lived in DFW, cause that shit is fucking hilarious!!