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  1. 2009-05-11 11:47 #61
    Woozie
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    15% if it's a guy. If it's a girl then it's a differential equation based on her butt to waist ratio scaled by a percentage that depends on her breast size multiplied by her looks (rated on a scale from 1 to 10) divided by 5.

    Also, I've seen my pastor tip 50 to 100 dollars for a 15 dollar meal. You guys would love to serve his food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    15% if it's a guy. If it's a girl then it's a differential equation based on her butt to waist ratio scaled by a percentage that depends on her breast size multiplied by her looks (rated on a scale from 1 to 10) divided by 5.

    Also, I've seen my pastor tip 50 to 100 dollars for a 15 dollar meal. You guys would love to serve his food.
    I've been considering starting a charismatic church for a long time, it's really about the easiest way to make tons of cash these days.
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