My wallet hates mothers day

[_chuchu]

krye, that was deep

[Krye]

As deep as I was in your mom last night?

[Ansems]

you and Ryko did it?

[Ansems]

I thought you were... one of us..

[Ansems]

j (2:12:28 AM): Hey what's up how are you doing bitch
B (2:12:47 AM): nada
B(2:12:57 AM): Want me to pass by?
j (2:13:04 AM): What are you up to?
j (2:13:13 AM): um maybe
j (2:13:20 AM): Which car?
B (2:13:26 AM): yes
B (2:13:30 AM): the lexus
B (2:13:34 AM): !!
j(2:13:55 AM): O shit pick me up tomorrow
B (2:13:56 AM): you can drive if I go over there
j (2:14:06 AM): Let's go to the beach
B (2:14:16 AM): I was about to say that
B (2:14:21 AM): but in 3 weeks
B(2:14:36 AM): Melanie is going to cancun and I have the house to myself, and we can smoke in the house, shit all over the walls etc etc
j (2:14:40 AM): Bitch fuck that am white I need a tan
B (2:14:53 AM): ANDD I have a spot to goto that I found out today
j (2:15:54 AM): What spot
B (2:16:07 AM): Its a surprise
B (2:16:16 AM): I had alot of fun today
B (2:16:45 AM): that place made me forget about spending all that money
j (2:17:10 AM): Omg that must be a really good place
B (2:17:16 AM): Yea
B (2:17:32 AM): but I'm planning like a all day thing
B (2:17:46 AM): go to the beach in the morning then to that place
B(2:18:01 AM): at night
B (2:18:20 AM): and free food too!
j (2:18:58 AM): Dam I love it already
B (2:19:37 AM): Make sure you get the 22 or 23rd off
B (2:19:45 AM): or both
j (2:20:02 AM): Why
j (2:20:06 AM): What's going on
B (2:21:12 AM): thats when we going
B (2:22:04 AM): You gotta buy the beer, I buy the food and julio buys the weed and lets hope he doesn't bring prego to fuck it up
j (2:22:59 AM): Lol whatever
B (2:23:37 AM): its a event bitches
BI (2:24:21 AM): Do you want me to pass by or not?
B (2:26:53 AM): niggerrrr
j (2:29:54 AM): Omg don't call me that. That's like the worst thing ever.

[_chuchu]

so you know Jose Canseco? He's my neighbor

[Ansems]

fuck that nigger

[Conrad]

so you know Jose Canseco? He's my neighbor

I'M JOSE CANSECOOOOOOOO

http://arkansastonight.com/uploaded_...iar-764977.jpg

[Shiroikage]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b8-Er6BcWQ...nsCanseco2.jpg

[Ivve]

All I did was call my mom and tell her that I loved her and asked her how her day was :/

that's fine; they're really into that. i forgot to call my mother-in-law, but i feel less bad because her actual son that she raised from a child forgot to call her ass too. oh well, i ordered her a fruit arrangement too (sans teddy bear, however) and wrote a really nice card to go in it, so i feel less shitty.

[Sera]

Went to the coach store

And what did you buy her, a keychain? $200 at the Coach store is not much, it's like a very small wallet. Anyway, lol at showing off your monies on "teh intarwebz," we're all so impressed. Too bad your mom didn't bother to teach your dumb ass how to spell.

[Ivve]

And what did you buy her, a keychain? $200 at the Coach store is not much, it's like a very small wallet. Anyway, lol at showing off your monies on "teh intarwebz," we're all so impressed. Too bad your mom didn't bother to teach your dumb ass how to spell.

no shit, right? must have been a clutch.

[Sera]

Prada or gtfo anyway

[Ryko]

Prissy bitches.

[Ivve]

i'm partial to gucci.

http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/prod...ront_large.jpg
jizzed in my pants

[Ivve]

prissy bitches > butch bitches.

[Ryko]

Now you can both talk about how you hate Dolce

[Sera]

Nice, I really do hate D&G

[Ivve]

the dolce bags i've seen are just too much for the structure and design you're getting. i don't care how quality the leather is when my bag from target could be mistaken for D&G. fuck that. gucci, chanel, YSL, vera or GTFO

[Ivve]

omg, internet high five