My wallet hates mothers day

[Ryko]

I swear if most guys could read women as well as I could we'd fucking rule everyth--wait...

At first I typoed guys as uggy's, which honestly applied to myself moreso than the corrected statement.

[Ivve]

and burberry

[Ivve]

don't lie, you just said that because dolce is the only brand you know, not because you know the line. begone, fashion knave.

[Sera]

Idk, I have a Tokidoki bag (this year's NYE edition, it's really cute) and I also really like my Van Zeeland... but otherwise yeah Prada or fk off. Vera makes some nice shit though.

I gotta stop talking about this shit now though or Charismatic will find out I lied to him about being a guy.

[Ryko]

It's because I'm one of those poor saps who actually listens when bitches rant about shit that doesnt matter and when I was parading sera around to buy some pretentiously super expensive huge sunglasses she was bitching about how all the dolce stuff sucked.

This was 10 months ago...

[Sera]

I will also admit to having a Sanrio wallet. Hello Kitty is my homegirl.

[Sera]

God I still love those sunglasses.
And Dolce still sucks.
See Ivve, look at the life I've touched with my teachings.

[Ryko]

Look at the life I'm gonna teach with my touchings.

[Ivve]

i'm not into van zeeland. she has too many grommets, tassels, and misc shit attached to her bags. although when i was working at the department store, their rep was the HBIC of handbags.

[Sera]

Usually I don't like her shit either, my mom picked up a couple of them on sale and one of them just caught my eye. No tassels or anything on it, and a nice cream color. My mom proceeded to never use it and put it in the back of her closet (I am convinced this was to enrage me, which it did.) I spent the next 6 months begging her for the bag. She finally relented. But I hate the other one she has, black and funny shaped with weird like, chains on it and shit. It's hit or miss with Zeeland, imo.

[Ivve]

yeah, have to agree. we were carrying a line that had a bunch of charms and faux locks on them. super stupid, but people were really into them. i'm not a fan of having an audible purse. i don't buy a lot of brands, because i don't really do a lot of upscale going out. it's mostly bars where wearing even a casual summer dress makes you look overdressed, so i just have a few nice pieces for occasions where i drag my sloppy-casual partner out somewhere less dive and more cloth napkins.

i really miss being single in a lot of ways. i used to like to get dressed up and looking nice. now what am i going to do, go score some scathing looks from moms in the commissary who are still carrying +25lbs of baby weight and mopping spit-up off their team building exercise t-shirt from when they used to work?

[Ivve]

Spoiler: show

no

[Ivve]

clearly the only options are have a baby or suicide, clearly.
clearly

[Sera]

Shit, I would
Why not
The commissary is so tragic, you should go brighten it up

[Ivve]

an hero time, later guys

Spoiler: show

going to take a nap in front of the TV.

[Ivve]

The commissary is so tragic

no joke. this whole area is. man. remind me never to opt into base housing ever again. cheap but the atmosphere is so depressing, i'm surprised they leave exposed support beams in the garages.

[Darkslitter]

like 3 people in spam will get that

(that being this thread)

[Darkslitter]

i'm not one of em

.

[Day]

what?

[Ryko]

He was saying that only 3 people will get what the bitches were babbling about.