Post your dreams

[Darkslitter]

No, not your ambitions and desires that will never come true. Post everything you remember from last nights dream, the earlier the better.

The following are some points you should bear in mind:

1. Write down the dream events in their proper order. This may seem unimportant if the events appear unrelated to each other. But once you begin the process of analysis, relationships often become very clear.
2. Keep a careful note of the dream characters. Who was in your dream and what did he or she do? If they remind you of someone you know in waking life, write this down. Don't trust to memory.
3. If well-known scenery appears, record any differences between it and the same scenery in waking life. Were the bookshelves in the right places? Were the books the same as real life? And so on.
4. Similarly, record any differences between well-known people in the dream and in real life.
5. Record any non-human characters that appeared in the dream (animals, ghosts) or any inanimate objects that behaved as if alive.
6. Make a special note of any recurring events, themes or characters. Do they always occur/behave in exactly the same way?
7. Not down all the colours you see.

Mine: Ok, So the world seemed to be similar to that of Underworld. There were vampires and warewolves. I was on the vampire side. Unlike underworld though, A few vampires and I were gathering in some kind of old warn down barn or something with a foot of water on the ground. Inside, there were some sacks, like the ones that hold the annoying ass bugs from RE5 before they spawn. The vampire leader (who wasn't me btw) starts openning the sacks and brining back to life very strong vampires. After opening a few, the warewolves attacked in a large force, forcing us to flee. I stayed behind to open up a few more sacks to try to save some of the stronger vampires. Upon opening the sacks, there were stuffed animals inside with red growing eyes, which is what I knew were the vampires, but only our leader could turn them back into the vampires. After gathering them up, I remember there being a mouse, an armadillo, a bat, a sheep, and like one more, I seem to remember there being 5, I took flight with my vampire wings. I tried to get away without the humans seeing me, but I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to hold all of the stuffed animal vampires if I transformed back into human form. So I tried to hide. I flew on top of a building, but I soon realized humans could see me (there was a little girl waving to me) so I jumped down and started walking away. I ran into an old woman who told me to come with her. She said something about making fun of warewolves so I knew she was a vampire. She lead me into a hotel, but when I entered one room, the whole place changed into like a stadium full of vampires on one side, and on the other side was like that one bridge map from Halo3 where the vampire leader, the original vampires, and the stronger vampires were standing waiting for the warewolves to attack. The vampire leader flew over to me and said that for my cowardice back in the barn thing that I was to be executed. I showed him the vampire stuffed animals, and he knocked them out of my hands saying that they were now useless since I touched them because only I could change them, but I didn't have the knowledge or the power. In the center of the aforementioned standium was kind of like a noose, only it was rigged so that someone was tied to the floor, and when the floor dropped, the person would be sent upward into a cross. (I have no idea why my mind thought vampires couldn't be choked out, and is it even true that crosses can kill vampires?) Either way, there were a few people in front of me, and I had put the mouse stuffed vampire animal in my pocket. So, while the crowd of vampires cheared for the people being executed, I tried to change the mouse into a full grown stronger vampire. As the noose was around my neck, a bright light shot from my hands, and then I woke up.

[Darkslitter]

I also had a dream that I was being chased by Sasquatch, and I was chased up the Sears Tower, I ran up the stairs like a boss. He corned me at an edge and I fell off the Sears Tower. I was falling forever, but right before I hit the ground, I woke up and I was out of my bed on the floor. And my face hurt
Less details because it happened like awhile ago

[Ryko]

K well after throwing down with a friend over my being a prick in brawl and hitting him, my water broke or something since I was having a kid for my parents then after traveling past a crackhead holding a baby that had to have at least been 7, still hanging off the cord crying like a mother fucker and then through a scare house we made it past some military to right before the hospital, where there was a standoff between 3 guys and yet more military. They were pissed that we came around the corner and were about to shoot me (all the while i was yelling about the baby) when I somehow shot one and the military opened fire and killed em all, or so I thought. One got up and was reasdy to finish me once and for all when all my friends started laughing about it being one of those stupid internet prank things like "you are an idiot". I complained about it crashing me out of FFXI, which apparently I had in japanese and as a result accidentally clicked create character (the only option for create is to make a japanese woman) instead of selecting my level 308 character that wasnt even fucking mine (it was the name of a friend's character but it was like all of his character levels mixed). I said screw it, I wanted to pick my character so I could go back to giving birth but I got distracted by what I guess was a replacement for my old Rykoshet character. But this new rykoshet was literally just ike, who apparently beats the shit out of metaknight and his shuttleloop walljumping ass even inside castle zvahl, where quick draw makes it apparently really easy to get to dracula to finish the quest to obtain the most powerful sword in the game (or so bob kelso informed me). I was like "that's nice and all but I dont wanna fight dracula with this baby inside of me" (which apparently wasnt painful) and that I'll come back to it with Ikeoshet when I had the kid and then leveled Ike up to get some grenades and C4. Bob kelso wasn't happy with this (or rather that he had 2 thumbs and didn't give a crap about my shit) and it looked rather obvious they were gonna drag me there for some other nefarious plot.

Then I woke up. Scared.

[Cairthenn]

I can't sleep cause I'm afraid of the dark. What do I do next?

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:41:50 PM): u smell
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:41:55 PM): HAHA OWNED
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:13 PM): do you want to hear the story
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:22 PM): abotu why i havent masturbated since the 8th grade
Z Oh My Goddess (8:42:37 PM): hha
Z Oh My Goddess (8:42:38 PM): sure
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:40 PM): ok
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:45 PM): buckle your seatbelt
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:42:48 PM): rdy?
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:05 PM): oh ok i think i heard your belt click
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:08 PM): anyhow
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:11 PM): i went to palma
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:13 PM): and boy
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:27 PM): i wanted some sweet weiner loving
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:33 PM): so i went home
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:42 PM): and was like "sweet no ones home"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:48 PM): i take a seat
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:43:55 PM): whip it out
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:03 PM): and im goign to town on this shit
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:08 PM): i mean, fuck
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:13 PM): im REALLY go for it
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:18 PM): ya,
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:24 PM): so as i reach my climax
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:32 PM): im like "oshit, i need lube"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:39 PM): i wanted to finish clean
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:44:58 PM): i rush to the nearest restroom, desperate for any lubricate
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:13 PM): all i could find was soem shaving cream
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:29 PM): im like "fuck it lol"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:38 PM): so i "clean up shop"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:45 PM): next morning
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:48 PM): i go to take a piss
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:45:56 PM): ...
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:08 PM): felt liek a knife was goign through my urithra
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:20 PM): "MOM MY PENIS HURTS LOL"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:27 PM): so we go to the doctor
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:34 PM): and he was like" did you masturbate"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:44 PM): "ya i did, shaving cream ftw"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:46:50 PM): "no Cody, shaving cream ftl"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:01 PM): "you have a bladder infection dumbass"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:04 PM): damn
Z Oh My Goddess (8:47:09 PM): sad fate
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:10 PM): it was so lame
Z Oh My Goddess (8:47:14 PM): that's sooo terrible
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:47:35 PM): i was terrified to touch my pensi ever since
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:01 PM): oh sweet i think im goign to copy and paste this to my blog
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:06 PM): say somethign cool
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:17 PM): hshah
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:20 PM): uhm
Z Oh My Goddess (8:48:24 PM): i dont know what to say
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:38 PM): "wow youre a fucking idiot hsahaha"
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:41 PM): ya that works
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:48:43 PM): kthx
OMFGj00SUCKN00B (8:49:21 PM): omg please dont tell ur mom or grandpa this story

[Colenzo]

Mine was a 2 part dream, both dreams happened months apart from eachother.

part 1: I was in the pantry of my old house and it was late winter night, I was getting the key to the back-door that was only steps away from me. The rattling of the door knob scared the ever living shit out of me so it was pretty much in a hurry to lock the door as fast as I could. I went to put the key into the hole to lock it then suddenly the door flew open and I was trapped behind the door. Then I woke up

Part 2. I was still trapped behind the door, the door had a window with curtains that I could peer through carefully. There was a man in a long black robe looking around the kitchen saying, "Where are they!?" My heart was racing as I watched the man leave and close the door behind him. I stayed put in that same spot until morning rolled around. Then I peered out the window into my backyard and saw a whole clan of people in black robes sitting on wooden logs while snow blanketed the field in my back yard staring down in complete silence. I then made a dash across the kitchen to this room that was connected to the kitchen then closed the door behind me quicky but quietly. Then I began to move tons of stuff infront of the door to barricade us inside. My whole family looked at me strange because they had no idea what was going on. I turned to them and said, "There is some sort of fucking cult looking for us we have to do something." My mom said "Our phones are back in our bedrooms." Everyone stood still as if they were paralyzed, I peered out of the window from this door and into the kitchen once more to make sure everything was ok for me to go out. Then I saw the same man walk in from the back door again to double check everything in the house, he payed no attention to the room where we actually were. He finally walked back outside and closed the door. Then I quickly moved all the shit from behind the door so I could get out, then made a run for the back rooms of the house to get the phones. I then grabbed my moms phone from her bedside table and went out of the deck door and jumped to the ground and ran to the church across the street. Once I got to the church the janitor was the only person there. I had told him that my family was in danger and that I needed him to call the police to tell them what was going on while I went back to check on my family. Then I left and went back to the house, climbed back on top of the deck and went back inside. I creeped down the hallway quietly until I saw my whole family sitting in the living room all of a sudden, then I heard a loud bang and the guys with the black robes all fell into the living room with guns and executed my family and thats the time that I woke up.

[Alistaire]

Had a dream about ffxi while I was taking a break from it for about a month, not too many details but we were in Attohwa Chasm...camping Jormungand. It popped first window and I claimed it with stun. We killed it, then I asked if what we were doing next and one of our leaders said we were going to continue camping, which confused me since we'd just killed it, but there was some reason said that made sense to me. Woke up right after that, didn't remember/understand what the reason was.