Catholic Scandal... with a twist!

[Sol-Blackguy]

Haven't seen a thread on this yet: The Father Cutie Scandal: Sex and the Single Priest - TIME

If only it were the worst thing that a Roman Catholic priest has been caught doing. The Mexican celebrity magazine TVnotas recently published 25 paparazzi photos of the Rev. Alberto Cutié, the popular Miami Beach priest famous for his Spanish-language television and radio talk shows, cavorting amorously on a Florida beach with an attractive woman. Over a three-day period, the pictures also captured him kissing her in a bar. In one of TVnotas's "in fragranti" shots [Note to TVnotas copy editors: it's "in flagrante"] the woman wraps her legs around Cutié; in another, Cutié has a hand down her swimsuit, fondling her rear end.

Because of the scandal, the Archdiocese of Miami says Cutié, 40, is no longer the administrator of his Miami Beach parish, and it has barred him from leading Sunday mass there. His media work seems up in the air now, and the popular website padrealberto.net has only a blue screen with a message from Cutié asking forgiveness.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd let my sons be altar boys at his church.

[Ragnell]

So they condemn him for being a guy?

[Alleya]

So they condemn him for being a guy?

Don't you know? Sex is unnatural, and sexual feelings are the devil's work.

[Kyten]

Silly catholics.

[Xno Kappa]

Silly religion.

Fixed.

[Rockstaru]

From news story to religion bashing in five posts. Fuck yeah BG

[Xno Kappa]

From news story to religion bashing in five posts. Fuck yeah BG

Maybe because it's a news story about religion?

[Tricen]

Maybe because it's a news story about religion?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[quannum]

sex w/ underage boys = global cover-up and papal protection
sex w/ of-age woman = boot from parish, barred from Sunday mass, His media work seems up in the air now

catholics b trollin yo

[Rhinox]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Hey hey hey easy on them fighting words there pal.

[Stiker]

sex w/ underage boys = global cover-up and papal protection
sex w/ of-age woman = boot from parish, barred from Sunday mass, His media work seems up in the air now

catholics b trollin yo

Actually there was a joke like this going around my dorm at Notre Dame.

Backstory: All dorms have a "rector" in charge, and in the male dorms it is always a priest. The year before I got there, our rector was caught having consensual sex with a freshman from St Mary's (all-girls school across the street) -- and yes, she was 18.

As you can imagine, all hell broke loose as far as this went. But yeah, the irony was not lost on anyone in our dorm at all and was a constant running joke.

[Xno Kappa]

[guartz]

And the same would happen if a politician was caught fondling attractive single women.

Religion/government.

[thestalkmore]

Less exciting than I had hoped tbh

[Apelila]

I was hoping for a priest + sham wow guy getting into a fight over a hooker. -1

[guartz]

I was hoping for a priest + sham wow guy getting into a fight over a hooker. -1

read as priest and wow shaman,

+1, would misread again.

[Qalbert]

YouTube - Stephen Lynch - Altar Boy

[Apelila]

read as priest and wow shaman,

+1, would misread again.

First time I've clapped at my Monitor, bravo sir.

[Xiona]

haha if you rape little boys you get moved to a different church, if you get it on with a woman youre outta here

sounds like a pretty good system to me

[Sol-Blackguy]

Pretty much sums it up. This leads me to believe that scenario from South Park (except the great spider) where the other priests are teaching Alberto how to molest little boys without getting caught and he becomes rebellious and runs of with... gasp! a woman.