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  • Yes, I pull over or slow down.

    26 37.14%
  • No, what?

    10 14.29%
  • I fuck dead people.

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    Do you pull to the side of the road, etc. when a funeral procession passes?

    Just wondering what the basic consensus was. I grew up in the south and this seems to be common within the area I live in. Does this occur all throughout the country? Or just in the south?

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    Only bitches pull over.

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    I pull in front, slam on my brakes, run out of my car directly at the hearse.

    Amidst the confusion and panic I swiftly remove the coffin, open it up, and proceed to fuck the eyeholes of the dearly departed. After that, yes, I pull over so they can proceed unobstructed. It's only polite after all.

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    I'm your bitch Krye.

    I do pull over.

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    Never seen a procession drive through in this city.

    I'm sure if one came around, it'd be for someone important enough for the police to close off roads.

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    Police usually escort processions. I've always been told that if you don't pull over, you can be ticketed.

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    T-bone the hearse as hard as humanly possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    T-bone the hearse as hard as humanly possible.
    What's up mencia? Oh stealin' jokes again I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Police usually escort processions. I've always been told that if you don't pull over, you can be ticketed.
    This. Or at least that's how it is in Akron. There's always police with their lights on escorting them and if you don't pull over you will get a ticket.

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    You always have to pull over when a cop has their lights on. No exceptions.

    I've never been infront of a funeral precession, however I have sped up to join the end of one so I could run red lights for a few miles on my route home.

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    Fuck dead people.


    Literally.

    They're surprisingly warm still. On the inside anyway.

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    the etiquette is to pull over if in the same lane. opposite lane should put on headlamps for some damn reason.

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    Where I live, police always escort the procession, so pulling over is mandatory. If I had the option I would still do it though.

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    You know whats the one thing I hate about funerals? I have to go in the building and see all of those workers and think to myself; "Dam. These fuckers never have to worry about a slow business day."

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    I HOWL IN TERROR and crash my car into the nearest old woman. +15 POINTS!

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    Erm, why would you pull over for them? Unless you all drive like grandma, or are always traveling in the opposite lane, you SHOULD be moving faster than the 25mph funeral procession.

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    I only pull over if the hearse is blue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Erm, why would you pull over for them? Unless you all drive like grandma, or are always traveling in the opposite lane, you SHOULD be moving faster than the 25mph funeral procession.
    You pull over as a sign of respect for the dead, not to get out of the way jesus fuck.

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    He is a furry, he has no respect for the ways of man.

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    I don't slow or swerve for animals in the road so I guess we're even?

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