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  1. 2009-05-11 19:37 #1
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    Halp BG girl problems

    The back story:

    I don't have a good connect for Xanax

    The Problem:

    My girlfiend refuses to let me fuck her in the ass unless she takes a Xanax first because she says my cock is too big. She only gets a Xanax about once a week though, and my connects only have like OCs and shit.

    WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

    Donkey Punch?
  2. 2009-05-11 19:38 #2
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    Develop an anxiety disorder.
  3. 2009-05-11 19:39 #3
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    unoriginal fucking bastards you had all day to do this shit.
  4. 2009-05-11 19:39 #4
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    Shouldn't be a problem at the rate that I'm getting anal sex.
  5. 2009-05-11 19:40 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    unoriginal fucking bastards you had all day to do this shit.
    I swear to God I was at work and about to post it before leaving and my boss walked in. So I decided to post it anyways, so fuck off! And it's better than the other ones.

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