If God were a female..

**Kiro** · 2009-05-11 20:30

Do you think she'd give amazing head?

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-11 20:32

Yeah, religious chicks are all skanks.

**Cyn** · 2009-05-11 20:33

Preacher's daughters always are, so maybe it'd be better if Jesus were a chick.

**Kiro** · 2009-05-11 20:33

Well I've had run ins with plenty of skanks and not all of them were very good.

**Charismatic** · 2009-05-11 21:01

Originally Posted by Kiro

Do you think she'd give amazing head?

It would be Godly.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-05-11 21:03

Everyone should be ashamed for having not said that.

**#686578** · 2009-05-11 22:45

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

Yeah, religious chicks are all skanks.

Amazing truth.

**Sera** · 2009-05-11 22:52

Originally Posted by Charismatic

It would be Godly.

I almost made this joke, but decided against it

**Charismatic** · 2009-05-11 22:55

w/e nerd

**Sera** · 2009-05-11 22:55

I decided against it because it was a pretty fucking gay joke

**Charismatic** · 2009-05-11 22:57

youmad.jpg

**Sera** · 2009-05-11 22:57

Ya ur rite

**Charismatic** · 2009-05-11 22:59

**Sera** · 2009-05-11 23:00

I admit ur rite and you do this ijdk

**Ivve** · 2009-05-11 23:30

if god were a woman, she probably wouldn't have made giving head possible. you know how women are about it.

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2009-05-11 23:31

She-a like-a da' WEINER

**Ivve** · 2009-05-11 23:33

she lika de way your dick taste

**_chuchu** · 2009-05-11 23:36

Women would still be godly at kitchen duties

Kaelia · 2009-05-12 00:03

I am and I do.

Now get the fuck outta my house before I smite your ass.

**_chuchu** · 2009-05-12 00:06

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