canada

[Shiroikage]

I'd probably moonlight as a bro-ho if I thought I could supplement my income.

[Ivve]

i guess i just feel like the comodification of women is not a positive. i don't think you could talk to any of the "sex workers" you know and have them tell you they'd want their daughters to go into the industry, either porn or prostitution. legalization might solve some problems in terms of keeping repeat offenders out of prison, but i also think that jailing prostitutes is a lot like jailing drug addicts: you're responding to the symptom rather than treating the real issue. bitches need a hug and some vouchers for classes at the learning annex.

[Blarg]

If girls weren't meant to go in porn or prostitution then why do they look good naked?

[Sera]

Personally I consider it a form of natural selection

[Ivve]

Personally I consider it a form of natural selection

true, but i still feel sorry for them.

[Sera]

Pretty soon the military wifery will claim your soul, and you'll end up heartless and bitchy like me. It's only a matter of time. Don't worry though, it's much better.

[Shiroikage]

It's hard not to feel bad for people.

My problem is that I care too much.

[Ivve]

Pretty soon the military wifery will claim your soul, and you'll end up heartless and bitchy like me. It's only a matter of time. Don't worry though, it's much better.

i can't fucking wait. what branch were you married to? i guess it might be relevant to say WHAT BRANCH CHEATED ON YOU? or WHAT BRANCH WAS A SELFISH, SOUL-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHO ROBBED YOU OF THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR YOUTH?

[Ivve]

p.s. i think half the bitches who live on base with me used to be in sex work. they seriously look rough. meth faces everywhere!

[Sera]

i can't fucking wait. what branch were you married to? i guess it might be relevant to say WHAT BRANCH CHEATED ON YOU? or WHAT BRANCH WAS A SELFISH, SOUL-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHO ROBBED YOU OF THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR YOUTH?

That's right baby, let it all out. Don't worry, seriously -- lacking a soul is soooo much better than having one. Really. It was almost worth letting Tricare almost kill me once.

Navy. All of the above. Don't worry though, I got to his credit cards and his re-enlistment bonus before he figured out that I knew about his girlfriend.

p.s. i think half the bitches who live on base with me used to be in sex work. they seriously look rough. meth faces everywhere!

Well, look at the vapid douchebags they're married to. What exactly were you expecting, Rhodes Scholars and supermodels? Bitch, please. This is base housing. I bet you're the only person on your block without rugrats. They should do a "Real Housewives of Norfolk Naval Station" -- that would be enough to make sure there was never another military wife again.

[Ivve]

That's right baby, let it all out. Don't worry, seriously -- lacking a soul is soooo much better than having one. Really. It was almost worth letting Tricare almost kill me once.

Navy. All of the above. Don't worry though, I got to his credit cards and his re-enlistment bonus before he figured out that I knew about his girlfriend.

fuck yeah, bb. i hope you put that shit away for a rainy day and then had his ass busted to the highest degree under the UCMJ. god, i hope you got his ass demoted and/or confined to the brig although i doubt they go that far on adultery.

Well, look at the vapid douchebags they're married to. What exactly were you expecting, Rhodes Scholars and supermodels? Bitch, please. This is base housing. I bet you're the only person on your block without rugrats. They should do a "Real Housewives of Norfolk Naval Station" -- that would be enough to make sure there was never another military wife again.

i was expecting bitches who enjoy being gainfully employed. i guess that was my first mistake. i didn't know that would be setting the bar even remotely high, but in the military, your 20s are for learning the lessons. i also didn't realize everyone around me got married to their high school sweetheart at 17 with their parents' consent because a) she wanted to wear her wedding dress before she started showing and b) it synced up perfectly with his boot camp graduation!

also i wake up every morning, walk into the empty room that i've dedicated to my cats, and laugh. then i go downstairs and roll around on my stainless carpet and laugh some more. sometimes i even caress my various breakables and sharp corners at baby-eye-level. god i love not having children.

[Shiroikage]

Do the cats fulfill the pitter-patter of little footsteps?

[Blarg]

I bet they sneak some nipple suckles late at night.

[Shiroikage]

Cats do love milk.

[Ivve]

the cats sound more like a bowling ball being rolled down the stairs all night. sometimes i want to do bad things to them, but instead i just put them in their room and dust everything with catnip so they roll around in place for a couple of hours.

[Shiroikage]

I miss the sound of cats jumping around and knocking shit over at night.

[Ivve]

they're always breaking my shit. it's never just, oh hey we knocked over a box full of junk! it's always, oh hey we decided to get behind the TV and fight until we dumped that fucker out on its head!

[Shiroikage]

I bet Uggs can make a racket. Heavy cats are good at that.

[Shiroikage]

they're always breaking my shit. it's never just, oh hey we knocked over a box full of junk! it's always, oh hey we decided to get behind the TV and fight until we dumped that fucker out on its head!

Mine loved to knock over stands and stuff. I don't think they ever took out much more than a bunch of glasses/vases.

Actually, now that I think about it, my mom picked up one of those cat gyms with multiple levels on sale and both of the overweight kitties jumped up on it and just about knocked that motherfucker through the picture window.

[Sera]

fuck yeah, bb. i hope you put that shit away for a rainy day and then had his ass busted to the highest degree under the UCMJ. god, i hope you got his ass demoted and/or confined to the brig although i doubt they go that far on adultery.

Bitch please, I was angry and spent it all on electronics and new clothes and makin' myself look bitchin' and drinking wayyyyy to fuckin' much. If I put it in a bank account, he can get that shit back from me. If I SPEND it, it's gone. After that, I took pictures of it all with my new digital camera that he paid for. Then I changed all his email/facebook/myspace/banking/etcetc passwords and made him pay me to get them all back. Then I called his girlfriend and told her he had a wife. She apparently didn't know. Then I printed out all the naked pictures and emails and etc etc etc they swapped, printed out all his cellphone bills (calls to her number 803209480239 times a day, gg) printed out all his facebook and myspace messages from her (more dirty pix) and took them all in one big envelope to his Captain's desk.

I don't fuck around girl. They don't prosecute for adultery, but he was up for transfer (and he got a really shitty transfer LOL!) and he's already been busted twice. Remember, if they don't advance a certain amount over 10 years, they get kicked out. He wanted to go career. He won't make the requirement in 10 years. :> Besides I didn't want them to bust his pay, my alimony was about 85% of his paycheck for over a year.

i was expecting bitches who enjoy being gainfully employed. i guess that was my first mistake. i didn't know that would be setting the bar even remotely high, but in the military, your 20s are for learning the lessons. i also didn't realize everyone around me got married to their high school sweetheart at 17 with their parents' consent because a) she wanted to wear her wedding dress before she started showing and b) it synced up perfectly with his boot camp graduation!

also i wake up every morning, walk into the empty room that i've dedicated to my cats, and laugh. then i go downstairs and roll around on my stainless carpet and laugh some more. sometimes i even caress my various breakables and sharp corners at baby-eye-level. god i love not having children.

Man, the wives club for the ship he was on (enlisted wives of course, as if a shitbag like him would ever be an officer, lol) was full of like, knocked up hillbilly bitches and brainless drones. I went once, and never went back. Their dumbassed husbands asking my husband "when he's going to knock me up" and shit, putting dipshit ideas in his head like I actually wanna have kids at 22. Fuck off, man. Just, ugh. So glad he's gone.